Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me because her two kids got into my pool. They scaled a two-meter wall to get to my backyard. They used a tree in her yard that hangs over the wall. I guess I could install razor wire on top of the wall. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Today, my mom got mad at me. She told me that the neighbor was stupid for letting their kids play all over the street alone. I said it was fine, because the mom walked right next to the daughter as she played on her scooter. She argued, “Why do you always have to disagree with me?” FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
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bellles 18
Where do people's common sense go?
Khorlik 6
You should "let" your dog bite her.
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Comments (146)
zandylove 7
Cuss her ass out. Bitch should have been watching her bad ass kid.
_G0D_ 9
Sue them!
outoftown 27
You may have bad neighbors, but you have a really great dog! Your daughter's very lucky to have such a good protector.
Queenie2014 11
Some people should not be parents
BexBaby86 21
It seems everyone blames the dogs. Unbelievable. They protect their own. Neighbours kid is a dumbass. And the parents are even more of one for thinking that's how it should be handled.
Shade1982 21
I'm not sure what responses you are reading, but as far as I can see most here are blaming the kid :P...
BexBaby86 21
Didn't mean people FML wise. Just as a general society. I'm a dog owner, and if someone were to do something to get my dog going he would be at blame before the person. People are stupid. Dogs act on instinct. Was just throwing the comment out there that the neighbours kid is at fault not the dog. But like the neighbours reacted their kid does no wrong and the dog "attacked."
fantasyworld 39
Whenever a dog bites someone, usually a child people scream to put the dog down. More than half of the time it's a small child who doesn't know how to handle animals. If the kid doesn't know how to handle animals they shouldn't be around them.
1947Chevy 17
I had a dong that would have put that kid into a hospital. I loved that dog but she was about as protective as you could get and it made her unsafe for most other kids.
Nymeria_fml 25
I must say that the first part of your comment is creepy.
Shade1982 21
Yeah, that must be an impressive dong...
hmwsb9 4
The dog's reaction sounds more like self defense. If that person tried to "steal" from your daughter's hands. The trying means that your daughter is still holding onto it and is not letting go, then he was trying to forcibly take something from her hands. That is assault! or harassment! or robbery! (if going that far).
craanberry_fml 7
Even if it was obviously the fault of this kid, you shouldn't let your dogs be able to bite anybody, because the kid could've been seriously injured
Zomg_Okay 27
What do you want OP to do, exactly? Muzzle his dogs 24/7? The kid hopped OP's fence.
pinkyponky 2
d boy deserves it!
ZoroMiHawk 25
That's how kids learn. Should serve as a lesson to him not to try to steal from people. This is why kids grow up poorly, because the little bad things they do when they're young, is ignored by their parents.