Today, my dad drunkenly confessed that the reason he never gave me the sex talk was because he figured that I'm too weird-looking and socially awkward to ever get laid. He's right, all too right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
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Top comments
SammieIsabella 15
I don't understand why some parents feel the need to destroy their children's confidence. He should be building you up, not tearing you down.
Makko 20
I thought I was too, then I changed the way I acted about myself. Try and make fun of yourself, it works most of the time;)
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Comments (55)
Makko 20
I thought I was too, then I changed the way I acted about myself. Try and make fun of yourself, it works most of the time;)
notzax 19
A part of that is your hair style I think. You can still look good in a suit with short hair! You would look quite handsome I bet actually.
slayertack 19
You look like Arin Hanson
sturschaedel 27
A young Nick Cave.
DumbAndYoung 30
#36, he also looks fine with his hair the way it is.
TinaT2015 14
I feel you.
thatonetribute 31
Drunk people are such a joy, huh?
dBLIZZARD 20
Prove him wrong!
SammieIsabella 15
I don't understand why some parents feel the need to destroy their children's confidence. He should be building you up, not tearing you down.
mds9986 24
I agree 100%!! My mother would insult me and say the worst things to me because she thought it would make me get over my depression but instead i just sunk deeper.
SammieIsabella 15
Parents can be harsh, I wish they'd understand that we need love and nurturing, not insults and disrespect.
meli1195 31
my mom would always call me ugly but would say my siblings were really good looking. the day i finally got feed up and told her to shut up, she said she was just kidding. Parents can be pretty ****** up sometimes
I_see_your_anger 10
What if he built him up and then knocked him down? It's always more fun that way anyways.
michaelaranda 28
I think that the only reason ops father said this was because he was drunk. Im sure he didnt do it on purpose. Still pretty harsh though.
Unbearable_fml 21
Don't take it personally, he was drunk. Hang in there, OP. No need to rush.
nutella4life 14
If you don't like you than do something about it instead sitting there and saying you're weird and awkward
carllyo 19
That's not exactly the problem here. OP never said he didn't like himself,it's what his dad said thats the problem.
False_Stupidity 42
Except the OP agrees with his drunk dads statements by saying that he is all too right.
drunkturtle 14
FYL OP for having an unsupportive dad but maybe instead of sitting on ur ass and writing about it, go out and get lucky! I believe in you OP
dezman2000 21
Unfortunately, I'd probably do that to my kid while sober
PenguinBitch 44
He'll definitely look like his father then.
Hyenayena 27
Advice: then don't have kids. If that's what you'd do when sober, I can't imagine what you'd do drunk
MJS103 15
Don't worry about it OP. You'll get some eventually