Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
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Top comments
niallo 23
That's not peer pressure, it's bullying. Your mother has power your friends don't.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Your mom is hilariously insane.
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Comments (58)
simsgirlgem 25
Your mother is a witch with a capital b didn't she realize you only did it to get her to leave you alone
Fmlsea 28
give her lecture on being a hypocrite!
Cringey 18
When she's in the shower, dump a few ice cubes on her to scare the living shit out of her
hushhh 4
She was trying to teach you something, but it went right over your head.. smh
greatfirstdate 18
No; if OP was pressured by his friends to drink beer under that sort of pressure, he wouldn't be arrested if he explained.
Sillsallad 15
Happened to me too, only with heroin
Soninuva 41
Your mom woke you trying to offer you heroin?
caaguilar 18
Throw the beer at her
THEDUDE1553566 24
I wouldn't have listened to her. I like beer but if you piss me off in the morning it's not going to be pretty. I would have taken the beer and threw it against a wall than went back to bed.