Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
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Top comments
niallo 23
That's not peer pressure, it's bullying. Your mother has power your friends don't.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Your mom is hilariously insane.
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Comments (58)
kingnothing123x 11
Great parenting :) she's preparing you
FMLusername969 21
PLEASE tell me your kidding.
vampire9545 5
beer pressure*
rec_chem 22
That's crazy. She's not your peer. She's your mother.
Hop6e 22
Lmao omg!! When I have kids I am soooo doing this! I'm sorry but you can thank your mother for me, she may have just become my hero haha
Annelmeye 13
Wow, you are a terrible person.
Soninuva 41
You are what's wrong with humanity, if people like that are "your hero."
Karlsmarx2 9
I prefer vodka and moonshine over Beer
newzealand 28
Your mum is mental. But this is great in a way, you shouldn't always do what your parents say just because they're your parents!! Nor give in to peer pressure. Good lesson learnt I think
Hildy93 21
Your mom just sucks
DecisiveBull 9
She should know the difference between her own influence on you and your peers.
nihar_1296 12
mom's,huh! XD
nomrana 14
Wish you were beer.