Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything like that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I hadn't heard anything about my upcoming class reunion. Turns out it was an invite via Facebook that I didn't receive because most of my classmates are on my block list. FML
Today, while browsing Facebook, I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML
Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, my name was left off of the program at our band concert. I would have been fine with this if it wasn't the third time in a row that this has happened. Yes, I did show them each time. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
Today, I was creeping on an old coworker's Facebook and noticed they'd tagged my face in an old group photo as another girl. According to the comments, the girl they'd tagged me as thought it was her too. I worked there for two years and nobody mentioned the mistake. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML
Today, I discovered that my band section had misspelled my name as "Joke" on our section poster. On purpose. It's supposed to be Jake. FML
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Top comments
unlucky91 0
Well.. do you still have the password? Ahaha, A little payback might be good then ;]
ohhhhshizzz 0
That is a dick move, really. I would be veryyy angry, you should tell them off. Then say they suck ass, you're bass right? Go find a better band, go play better than THEIR bass player and get into that band. Good luck, your friends [ex-bandmates] suck ass.
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Comments (102)
Bmlacme 3
WOW that sucks. I'm sorry!!
orphinz 3
them bastards got the pw time to repay the favour
lame16 0
ouuuu daaamn. find out who did it !
gcendana 0
aw dang :(
unlucky91 0
Well.. do you still have the password? Ahaha, A little payback might be good then ;]
24788 7
Wow, they didn't even tell you?
ohhhhshizzz 0
That is a dick move, really. I would be veryyy angry, you should tell them off. Then say they suck ass, you're bass right? Go find a better band, go play better than THEIR bass player and get into that band. Good luck, your friends [ex-bandmates] suck ass.
yer_maw 1
Maybe that's why you never get told about band practise anymore... #4 nice plan
genius_man16 1
I hope no one on the band was a close friend. That's just the epitome of douchebaggery right there.
ohhboyy 0
i see #4 has a tad bit of evil in her brain lol but i like her plan..
nomorehope 0
oucH ;/