Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house when we noticed her cat was missing. We saw it on the roof and so I thought I would try to look good by offering to go on the roof to retrieve it. The cat had climbed down when I got up there, and I have a fear of heights. Her mom had to help me down. FML
Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I checked my Ring cameras while at work. Ridiculously, my overweight pug-dog managed to climb up onto the ironing board and seemingly couldn’t get down. I valiantly rushed home to rescue, only for him to immediately jump down unassisted. FML
Today, my dog somehow figured out how to open the sliding glass door while I was taking a nap. I woke up to a text from my neighbor, saying, “Your damn dog is running around at the park annoying a bunch of strangers for food. You might want to come and grab her.” FML
Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, thats doggone crazy!
kaka123abc 0
he's spider dog!!! SPIDER DOG SPIDER DOG DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER DOG DOES
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Comments (104)
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, thats doggone crazy!
spazmattic 0
It's Underdog!
pertained 12
Meh, dogs suck anyway.
Miss_Michaela 10
I don't know who or what that is. So I'm going to just smile, and agree. :)
redneck0328 5
how the **** did your dog climb on the roof?
instnt1nfction 17
how not did he climb a roof
redneck0328 5
it's a dog... last time I checked, dogs can't use ladders or scale the side of a house. but that's just me
ahhhFYL 0
he's making you fetch. now who's the bitch? :)
chuckychan 8
at least your not the dog! haha youd be lost and furry. freak? i think so? YDI bitches
dreamering 16
Hey Redneck, maybe the dog is on crack. You never know.
imacreeper 3
I know many dogs who are even afraid to jump off the edge of a bed. If your dog is running away from you, on a roof, then you are doing something wrong.
chuymac 3
my dog does that if we leave our ladder set
dmcp77 1
26. my dog can climb a 5 foot ladder up and into my pool.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
68 now ur just lying to start an argument
Aaaabeee 0
hahahah!
SwaggerMelon 6
Should of had a V8.
lerouxmaster 7
^ Exactly
shaubygal 11
every time I read your comments I have to read it In joes voice from family guy cuz of your profile pic!!!
cda2090 6
Who let the dogs out What a overplayed song
crs121492 1
that's why I like cats. they do what they want and no one questions it
BossDavyy 0
What about climbing trees?
oldnavysnake 0
i hate cats. i have ailuphobia. hahaha look it upp.
Alexstraza_fml 5
Only a retard would try to get a cat from a tree; if they can get themselves up on their own, they can get back down on their own.
A7X_LoVeee 10
What? That doesn't make sense because obviously the dog was doing what he wanted.
SummerRuby 1
#53 - It's ailurophobia, not ailuphobia.
taylorisrandom4 0
i love cats
KiddNYC1O 22
54- I wonder why they always show them being rescued by fire fighters on tv...
swimbro 0
that's just your dog helping you exercise
salvorican 24
I agree. The dog was tryna tell u something op..
roger507 0
and hence I hate dogs!!!! yuckieee
mariahjoomeh 0
And McDonalds hates you v
hunterhound 0
holy crap that's a smart dog!!!!!!!
BigPuss 0
Problem?
TheObnoxiousNarw 1
what a pro
thisdue1775 0
did you fall?
YacL 15
You're dog's a troll.
YacL 15
your*
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
He corrected himself? Fail troll
kut19 6
you should have spared yourself and waited for him to come down on his own instead.
thebestof1984 0
Your dog is a ******* genius!!!
DatWhiteGuy 0
Like UR bike riding dog...
DatWhiteGuy 0
Like UR bike riding dog...