Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
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Top comments
niallo 23
That's not peer pressure, it's bullying. Your mother has power your friends don't.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Your mom is hilariously insane.
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Comments (58)
anniemeece 23
Well, in a way, she's not wrong! Still, FYL. Not a great way to wake up.
Hyenayena 27
15 minutes of nagging? Peer pressure is more of a "hey try this!" "Nah" "Whatever, pussy" I mean people won't go and nag you for 15 Minutes just to get you to take ONE SIP of a drink. It's unrealistic.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Sounds like shes the one teaching you to give in to peer pressure
PurpleMyth 28
#16 not all doors have locks
Jellysweetheart 23
Wrong comment to reply to there.
worldclassrager 41
Get a shells or shots...for now on that might be a way to get around her yelling
Colon_Man 17
What?
Quetzal27 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI, even if your mother is a crappy person for pulling that kind of stunt, you should have known it was a trap and just tricking ignored her or knocked the beer out of her hand.
gosh_mate 30
Trying to teach you a lesson the alternative way?
daddysgirl243 21
I don't think moms should be doing that
janfleury 19
Is she off her meds or need on them?
echarlotte 19
the **** kind of parenting is that?
Crystal4 23
Kinda the same thing happened to me in Mexico I was sitting next to my mom who was drinking a beer and I told her that I had never seen her drink before so she told me to try it and I refused many times until she said that she would ground me if I didn't so obviously I drank some of the beer...
Crazyr3dn3ck 6
More like BEER PRESSURE
taccoburrito596 16
I was waiting for someone to say that
Driving_Gaming 22
Me too, thanks.