Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Easy mistake to make
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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bubblybrooke 12
LMFAO
FruityLoooons 8
...Bon appetitty?
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slutheadx 0
well lets think about this forever shall we?? nipples? cream? baby? shit!
mrgoldglove 0
awesome
sexychick129 0
i woulda beeeen lyke "hes searchin for his keys, and they happened to fall into my wits
ajrhockey5 0
HEY PEOPLE! I like chocolate milk.
loudema 5
could have been worse, you could have been liking whip cream off his "cone"
jaleete123 0
what does op mean
roocilla 0
omfg that is sooo funny
xenosphobos 0
Ok a couple things based on comments i saw for this one 1. I saw shit where someone said to get a hotel room. Are you for real? The point of giving your kid a house to live in is so that they have somewhere safe to be when they do shit like that. Would you rather them go out at night to a park to hook up and then have something happen to them? Yeah...thats what i though you twats 2. To the person FMLing. I will give you a FYL on this because i know what its like to be caught in weird situations. Although, I will give you a little bit of a YDI because youd think youd want a man to do that for you. 3. There are ages where its too young to have sex, but trying to control your kids having sex will make them want to do it more. If you dont realize that, your stupid and you should go to a shrink and take another look at yourself as a parent because the more you try to control your kid the more they will defy you. When i was growing up, kids were losing their virginity at 12-13 and they are normal now so i dont see how it really mattered. 4. Fail vs. Win...i will call it a FAIL
no_luck83 0
bet your mom was looking for that whipped cream when your dad got home
chopchopchop 0
LUCKY!
Alice_laughed 13
Apparently, locks are a thing of the past, for the people here.