Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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noobgang7 5
she needs to die
sparkey0127 0
tell him if he's serious he won't work out
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noobgang7 5
she needs to die
lizh_fml 9
I don't even think that's an over reaction
Ep1cPha1l 0
killing is not even cruel enough.
Cynical_AbInitio 0
Tell your mother-in-law her son needs some bigger "gear". If he can't make it happen, it won't work out.
deliciouscake 3
today, I told my wife not to go out for equipment, but she went anyway and was "grounded" by my mother. My life is lulzy.
mrbuddy 0
It probably won't work out
rideacowgirl11 0
you need a better husband that's less of a mammas boy
tomahawkinyouall 0
hmmm I hate guys who are weenies to their mommies!!! he needs to grow a pair..
tomahawkinyouall 0
ok seriously wtf how do u let her ground u? ur an adult?... wtf
Tranceluvr69 0
let's get married :D
ReyEr9412 0
Then they won't work out? But then the OP will get fat!
tomahawkinyouall 0
someone tell me what op means... yeah, sad, I know
xrod_fml 0
op means original poster :P
xrod_fml 0
tomohawkinyou = hottie :P today I relized I thought a online chick was hot. FML lawlz
tomahawkinyouall 0
ahhh ok thanks I had no idea. u kids and ur acronyms!!! ha
repyourcliche 0
dangerous rain? i've lost count of the amount of times i have stepped out my house only to be almost beaten to death by the rain. deadly.
xrod_fml 0
haha ikr rain is deadly
tomahawkinyouall 0
it depends on the acid content in the rain lol geez it'll burn ur skin right off
xrod_fml 0
but it's not acid rain :P
FYLDeep 26
I'm okay with women leaving the house, provided that have fullfilled their duties in the kitchen.
tomahawkinyouall 0
haha well then his moms a moron
schnitzel5 0
tell his mom she's a bitch and her son is a fucktard
thehelenlouiseee 5
was it acid rain cos that sulfur is badddd for you ;)
4916183 0
**** u and ure life
ashlynn610 12
nope actually it means optimus prime... lol
xrod_fml 0
I guess she is :P
TempestJones 0
OP: GET OUT NOW.... before you meet Norman Bates!
MissBrightsidee 0
you married into a really cool family. they sound supportive.
tomahawkinyouall 0
or it means orangutan pie
ashlynn610 12
lol true
tomahawkinyouall 0
octagon pool orange pimple ostrich people
boopityboppity 11
Yes, the only FMLs accepted are those written by a reclusive group of ostrich people. That's why the OPs hardly ever comment on their own FMLs, because they're hiding their heads in the sand, knowing that some people will be unnecessarily cruel in the comments.
tomahawkinyouall 0
lol^^
myman47 0
# 149 suck my dick
Biohazard41 0
haha nice 145
tomahawkinyouall 0
wtf
time4coffee 3
What are you, 15?
ItsTheKanninbal 0
haha what the ****
gymtanlaundry 0
win
Pearljammer001 0
you momma (in law) so stupid that this *insert fml here* happened!
yaikwhed 6
185. BOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE!
ragsy 7
Amen!
Rosalie_Haostn 0
well....that shit is NOT going to work out. .....And failure to you too because no offense, but you need to get better taste op. -__-
waywick 0
OP is already fat - hence her husband's comment (which is actually just him planning ahead). what you mean is "OP will get FATTER"!
tomahawkinyouall 0
ok so why r my comments erased
Monikabug 9
@185 No, no! Go on, please. Encore! @205 your comments probably keep getting erased because nearly every time you post a comment, you post it twice. The moderators will clean that up.
Dwight_A_R_Manag 0
This is so fake. Be a grown women you dumb bitch.
u_killed_kenny_ 0
that's ricockulous
ImaginaryFoe 1
#20, I love your pic. Forgive me if I'm asking the obvious but do you live with your mil? I can't even fathom how desperate I'd have to be to do that and I usually get on with my in-laws. If you are over 18 (cross fingers), tell her that you appreciate the support but you are an adult and free to make your iwn decisions no matter how foolish or life-threatening they may be. And as for your husband, tell him that you are his closest family now and he'd jolly well better remember that.
ButterflyBaby 0
who'd you marry, the man or the woman??
Bugatti_Veyron 1
dangerous rain; the new chocolate rain.
Kamens 0
YDI for being alive.
Bugatti_Veyron 1
dangerous raiiiinnnn, some stay dry and others feal the pain!
Kamens 0
I was about to post that, dammit.
tomahawkinyouall 0
mmmmm... chocolate rain....
deathcab7 0
slap her in the face and tell her to go do the laundry. if she refuses put her in a cage and leave. dang woman will learn not to mess with you!
Howlingwolf 0
Damn u kno how to take charge. lol I like that tho xD. Seriously tho she's married n she got "grounded" u. Nxt your gonna lose ur tv priveledges OP
geer 0
Rearange mother in law = woman hitler
vicky9110 0
How old are you?
bella_coza 0
Hahaha #93 I was thinking the exact same thing,the way you said it made me laugh alot!
Ouroboros_fml 0
tell your husband to grow a pair and deal, 'cause this is B-B-B-BULLSHIT!!!
surfbabe09 0
hahahahhahahahahaha but seriously, what the ****?
iownyou777 0
@260 yea thts wat i thot
MidgetMonster 0
/commits suicide
Peacemaker9 7
whoa!!!!! that's effed up on both of them
cuntwaffle 0
**** her, dont **** him, get a baseball bat to threaten her with
Sunset_Taco 0
this is almost as bad as the about the stepmother that threw out her daughters last memory of her birth mother
ChrisCTL 0
@190 and 145 I'm laughing so hard at your comment I have tears coming down my face
purplebluetattoo 3
One word: DIVORCE!!
effyoubitch 5
Run far away.
sparkey0127 0
tell him if he's serious he won't work out
Nolwen_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for getting married with a muslim.
Monikabug 9
That is awfully judgemental, for someone you do not even know. ._.
tomahawkinyouall 0
errr... maybe he's just a mommas boy and it has nothing to do with race/religion? mommas boys are the worst... in most cases... is the monster-in-law rather judgemental and nosy?? she prolly won't ever cut the cord from her wittle boyy... blechhh:/ fyl
boopityboppity 11
Woah, wait just a minute, TruckMom! Logical reasoning isn't accepted by most people here on the FML comments.
gymtanlaundry 0
wow muslim really? from sexist jokes to rasism ... fail
MQ_was_here 0
What the hell, TruckMom? Do you even know what you're going on about? A man does not have authority over a woman in Islam and nor is he being un-muslim just because he let's his mom control him and wife. Sheesh, the ignorance. And how do I know that? Because my family is Muslim and the average Muslim is moderate. But then again your ethnicity reflects your religion and Muslims of Pakistan/India are very moderate/liberal like my family considering we're Pakistani.
Kamens 0
The only thing that's made me laugh harder than #61 was the cockmeat sandwich FML a couple of weeks ago.
jk98girl 0
wow tell your husband to grow some balls and stick up for you
jdee22 2
ha! I'm having the same argument with my fiancé, his mother is the same way!
MQ_was_here 0
Are you or the OP by any chance desi? That's the only explanation.
jdee22 2
desi?
MQ_was_here 0
Yup. Someone Pakistani or Indian since they still use the concept of joint-families where the son and his wife kids live in the same house w/ his parents. I can't think of anything else as to why a wife has to answer to het husband's mother. Not saying all desis are like that, I'm Pakistani and we have that concept in our family. Not all of them but there are quite a few.
jdee22 2
that's not us... he's Russian and his mother still thinks they're in the old country where the parents have control over their childrens lives... but I sure as hell am not going to put up with it!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#189 Desi are BY FAR not the only people in the world who live that way. Come take a look at some parts of Asia...
MQ_was_here 0
Right, it's still in some parts of Asia and the Middle East too.
lizh_fml 9
I hope for your sake he was kidding. fyl.
afatmonkey 0
Hey. Rain is dangerous. I went out in the rain once and Jesus appeared to me in a puddle. We looked at each other for a few minutes, and then he said,"Moo." I then opened my mouth to reply, but right before I could say something Bob Marley hit me in the head with a four foot long joint and stole all of my Chuck E. Cheese tokens. Now I always carry around an umbrella.
tomahawkinyouall 0
like Michael Jackson? ohhhh... too soon for that joke??
afatmonkey 0
No, Micheal Jackson carried around a giant ***** DIGUISED as an umbrella. There's a difference. You know, cause umbrellas don't get shoved up people's asses. (unless they're in a ghetto porno)
tomahawkinyouall 0
lololololol nice
gymtanlaundry 0
@147. WINNN
MoonyIce 0
Get out. Now.
xXSc3n1cXx 0
ooooo ninjaz pic!
daboy1 0
can i help beat his ass?
marc33 0
what de hell is that dangerous rain!!??
Boddmon 0
It's when it rains fire.
fisheatsbear 6
or hail, or acid rain... or if it was raining scissors
Boddmon 0
Earlier it was raining guns... that was pretty dangerous; those things are heavy!
Philosophic 0
Dangerous rain can be classified as "cats and dogs". In reality it's your crazy upstairs neighbor throwing cats
ashlynn610 12
^^^^^ lmao can it really rain fire?
n3n324 0
lol so true
dudeitsdanny 10
Da Bible sayz it will rain fire when u sinnurs stay heer an we leav. Someone said that to me once. Lol. Exactly the way i typed it. OP: That's a marriage that SHOULDN'T work out if things don't change If you stay and let it continue, YDI.
MF12 0
126- yes! of course it can! and then, after that, the unicorns and water fairies will come out to put out the fire!
Link_Asriel 0
LoL @321 but srysly, its called a volcano. if that happens you're pretty much effd in the aye anyways so you might as well dance in the (fire) rain
rampatmonkey 7
you're an adult. stand up for yourself and leave both their sorry asses
Erindub 0
Wow well you should blatently disobey. This is why marriage is a bad idea. Get out now!
killerj 0
u r mean
morgan020 0
hahaha
Pink_Butterflies 0
lol!! ^^
Domonator 16
That's the reality.