Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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noobgang7 5
she needs to die
sparkey0127 0
tell him if he's serious he won't work out
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Comments (232)
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
Calm down #85, do you think that everyone takes all the advice on FML seriously? If you do then you need to get out more...
Monikabug 9
._. It must be jealousy. That just makes it more sad.
buttshapedfruit 0
wow ydi for bein a push over. your married ! who wears da pants in da relationship? obviously his mother. take control
katiysue 0
WOW! I would definately get out of this now... If anyone, including your husband and his mother, can boss you around like that, they are way too controlling and that is just not healthy for you. I think I would have laughed in both of there faces.
dickeroodles 0
=)
underpaid011 0
RUN AWAY! that guy is Norman Bates crazy. if you do not yet have kids, make sure it stays that way. take "plan b" every morning if you have to
karina_said 0
wtf? umm.. how old are you? the both of you, actually.. ?
Sirin_fml 47
Very funny, Boddmon. Creating the Dickeroodles account and playing it off against your main one is still sockpuppetry, no matter which way you spin it. Don't do it again.
Divarhd 2
Honey, you need to tell your MIL to piss off and your husband to do the same if he wants to keep being a momma's boy. Don't take that crap from her!
breanna_nicole 0
don't obey , leave his sorry ass .