Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I joined a video call five minutes early and started checking my emails while I waited. Someone said, “You're already sharing your screen.” I'd accidentally shown everyone my inbox for the first five minutes. FML
Today, I was sharing my screen on a company Zoom call. I inadvertently Teams messaged my colleague saying that the lady who was speaking on this video sounded annoying. Unbeknownst to me, the lady was one of the participants in the call. I forgot I was sharing my screen. They saw the conversation. I was fired. FML
Today, I was screen-sharing during a virtual meeting when my cat jumped up and walked across my keyboard, and revealed my embarrassing search history. FML
Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
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Top comments
scottovious 0
Dumb Shit. YDI idiot... get your resume ready...
badluckwind 0
as long as you weren't looking at ****!
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Comments (56)
scottovious 0
Dumb Shit. YDI idiot... get your resume ready...
prinzess_fml 25
yeah, you should be grateful for having a job. how dare you not appreciate it?
RinnieRiot 9
What where you looking at?
i_love_grrr 0
that's what i was wondering. lol
i_love_grrr 0
I'm pretty positive you meant were though, not where lol XP
badluckwind 0
as long as you weren't looking at ****!
scottovious 0
The internet is for ****!
badluckwind 0
true that.
lerouxmaster 7
Because I have a huge banana. Wanna taste my banana juice ?
meelo88 13
haha Aveune Q!
wtfbtwily 0
****?
XBCX96 4
****...
ambowew 7
So your boss caught you looking at **** during an important conference call, big deal. It's not like you wanted the job, with your behavior.
marinus_fml 20
No problem there. Unles of course you were also on webcam wanking over ****....
Thanatos1206 0
Was it 2 girls 1 cup??
scottovious 0
Worse Yet... A Justin Bieber meets Twilight meets Jersey Shore fansite.
Thanatos1206 0
So you're the OP?!
scottovious 0
Perhaps... then again perhaps I'm just projecting my fantasy on you all... Muah ha ha ha...
AkuskaUK 6
Ahaha!
dreamer1015 0
Were you looking at ****? Gambling?
shad93 3
........were you jacking off????
nessaface25 14
bahahahaha! what a LOSERRRR!
Rebi3144 8
It is unnecessary for those extra R's. I will take them and give them back to the poor children you stole them from.
bachooka 5
you mean the poo_ children?