Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML
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Top comments
MDM15 5
she must hate being wrong!
L_Lovegood 19
She should have admitted her mistake; anything else is just plain stupid. FYL.
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MerkathonPro 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wow... Uhm. Is she blonde?
ColdplaySucks 18
Blond or not, she probably was dropped when she was little.
ColdplaySucks 18
*e
DrEaMeR33 4
Man your mom is dumb
MerkathonPro 0
I know. Its kinda sad.
NuTrees 9
OPs mom is abusive. That's stressful to deal with. Bad things will come to her in the future.
AssTard 15
Use reverse philosophy and tell her she's talking back and then ground her.
twihard13 5
I'm blonde and I have the highest average in the 7th grade and take math classes at University at Buffalo.
shots1996 8
Good for you! Want a cookie? Cause your smart dont have nothin to do with hair color. Im bettin OP's mom was dropped when she was a baby
bball234 6
anyone noticed that all moms are like this? they're always right, no matter how wrong they are.
xStaciexLynnx 15
82- That's one of the reasons I can't wait to be a mother. ;-)
mfjkr 10
57 it's called Reverse Psychology.
redhead6 9
47- My dad dropped a baby on her head once. Whi would've guessed that playing toss-the-baby wasn't going to turn out to ne a great idea...
redhead6 9
Sorry, I meant 15.
SirFmlsAlot 5
15 I've been dropped when. I was 2 I'm perfectly fine
DaleksAreEpic 0
64- Isn't that nice for you? Man, compared to you I feel so gosh darned inadequate that I might just drop everything and beg you to take my place at College.
Jakesterk96 8
Reverse philosophy? LOL!!!
TheTerenity 9
Do what you're not allowed to, You didn't do anything
EverdreamOfMe 24
What a bitch!
MSheary1993 1
Just remember one thing. No matter what you say even if you're right, your mother is always right.
thisisafunnyname 12
what if she says she's wrong
Zomg_Okay 27
In that case, she's right about being wrong.
monkeysareyummy 0
Sounds like my mom..
kjb1234 5
Sometimes
Bludmagnus 13
No. That is not right to say that. No matter who it is, never back down. Too often intimidation is allowed in situations like that. She is wrong, that is all there is to it.
pyromania21 0
so 2 if ur mom says u can jump off a cliff and land in a pool full of glass and ull be perfectly fine the bitch is still right?
chrisauh 4
Mom is always right...if she's wrong it's just in your head.. -Papa
MrSassypants 34
58 I don't get what you are trying to say. Everything you said sounds safe.
NanillaVipples 2
Get used to it, same rules apply when you get married except it's your wife instead.
KRS_13 0
#10 then she's right about being wrong.
MDM15 5
she must hate being wrong!
intothecrypt 3
She's a mother. she does not understand the concept.
Right_Click 12
She must have a lot of self-loathing and thus takes it out on the children.
EverdreamOfMe 24
Shit! Accidentally tumbed down this comment when I was trying to thumb up it.
L_Lovegood 19
She should have admitted her mistake; anything else is just plain stupid. FYL.
kelissa_fml 16
That sucks op. hide your phone next time.
shots1996 8
Bad idea dude
MrSarcasm 4
Step to step guide to avoid this situation: 1. Check if phone is broken 2. Check if mother is broken 3. Sell both and buy a boat
ClumsyKee 14
Smart mom you got there! ;P
graham11 14
I would ground her. No cell phone for a month. Not that that would really be a problem for her...
nixter5 18
But then she's ground you back for attempting to revert her authority.
graham11 14
53- good point. I'd be mad if someone took my phone. Hint hint ;)
nixter5 18
Because you wouldn't have an amazing person like me to text you!!(;
graham11 14
Exactly!! The awesomeness is overwhelming! My phone would be so lame ;) haha
nixter5 18
Graham...do you thumb up your own comments?! Someone has no friends other than me(:
graham11 14
Hahaha nixter5...of course I don't thumb up my own comments! I have a secret group of people who thumb up my comments for me ;)
nixter5 18
Liar! Go back to stuffing your face with Doritos and Cocoa Puffs while playing Temple Run like you did every night before I came into your dark, lonely life...
graham11 14
My life is soo insanely interesting. Even more interesting than "OH MY GODDDD WOMPWOMPWOMPPPPPWOMMMMPWUBBBBWUBBBBBWOMPPPPPPP!!!!!" Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH!
nixter5 18
Skrillex and LMFAO...yeah Graham...see. Those are 2 things we don't talk about on the interwebs. So many people get a corncob up their buttholes at the slight mention of Skrillex, and Sexy And I Know It, is SOOOO 2011 (I can say that now :D).
graham11 14
Yes.. Those songs are almost as lame as you are for not having your license yet ;))
nixter5 18
Hey, look who's talking! Your parents have to be heavily sedated just to sit calmly in the passenger seat as you run thru red lights asking questions such as, "Is this one the brake?"
graham11 14
Actually I've only hit a few curbs..but no severe damage! ;)
nixter5 18
Other than 2 missing bumpers, a flattened stop sign, a few ripped off hubcaps and other things of that nature, right?
graham11 14
My passengers do not get white knuckles when I drive!! I'm just such a driving stud ;)
nixter5 18
The only reason they don't get white knuckles is because there's nothing for them to grip onto except for dear life, which, when you drive, isn't in the best of hands...
graham11 14
At least I even have passengers! Everyone is too scared to ride in a car with you in the drivers seat!!
nixter5 18
Whatever Graham. You don't have to be so mean just because of what happened. I know you're still in love with me, but I've told you before and I'll say it again, I do not like you at all...Sierra has my heart, and you won't change that. So take the corncob out of YOUR but and do us both a favor and give up.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Guys... there's a private message feature for a reason.
nixter5 18
I wish the Moderator would go **** himself.
graham11 14
Hahahahahahahahaha oh my gosh nixter5 you're hilarious!!!! Oh really?! Who's this Sierra person?!;) okay my phone battery is about to die..just a warning! And to the random person who commented, we are fully aware of this feature. But sometimes conversations are more fun when open to the public.
nixter5 18
Dear Moderator, First of all, you should know I typer this with my middle finger. Sincerely, nixter5
graham11 14
99- *typed Come on, your middle finger obviously doesn't type well!;) And to the moderator, I second nixter5's message. Sincerely, Graham11
nixter5 18
When your middle finger is wider than the penis of the Moderator, yes, it gets a little difficult to type on a tiny touch keyboard.
graham11 14
101- oh snap!! You did not just go there!!!! BOOM!
Cami15 6
Unfortunately thats just how it is sometimes :/
cradle6 13
Take every opportunity to correct her on every little thing. She'll love it
ICATiger 13
Your mom is a moron
Insane_Tea 15
Your mom is a muggle
SnowWitney 17
Avada kedavra!!