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Rebel yell

By Anonymous - 11/09/2026 03:00 - United States

Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML

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Pyrocrashe 12

Friday 11 September 2026 5:35

ignore the grounding, tell them you won't be punished because of someone else's problems or issues.

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Pyrocrashe 12

Friday 11 September 2026 5:35

ignore the grounding, tell them you won't be punished because of someone else's problems or issues.

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