Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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noobgang7 5
she needs to die
sparkey0127 0
tell him if he's serious he won't work out
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Comments (232)
bighairdontcare 0
Run around naked in the rain its fun and it will help u grow the balls u need to leave HIM and his deranged mother
yaikwhed 6
it's a female. not having balls is good for them. the husband should grow em though.
zabava 0
@85 : I would never legitimately suggest that, however, she was a fool for letting herself get in this situation, so her judgment is already questionable, as is his, for not standing up for his wife. These are dysfunctional people and we can only hope they practice some sort of Birth control. But hey, if you think I’m wrong, wonderful, I just know this ain’t my first rodeo, and there is no cure for stupid.
lalasha 0
holy shit get out now!!! run bitch run far and fast .
silverskin 1
Then don't let it work out. And when he tires of his mom spanking his inner moppet, he'll grow the f-up and be someone else's problem.
stewpididiot 11
ok. you need to go into your monster in laws purse
TooBored13 0
#137 is right. I dont understand why people like this get sympathy. If you decide to marry someone, you should probably know them first. And if you choose to marry someone you knew loved his mother more than you and is unable to stand up for you, you are the only one responsible. No one forced you to get married, take responsibility for your own actions.
Monikabug 9
@54 POOR BROWN PEOPLE? Seriously??
manderrzzbabyy 0
lmao he sure is a keeperrrrr.... how old r you guysss!? why are you guys living with her anywayyyu!?
24788 7
letting her take away your freedom. Sounds like a terrorist to me.
Doopliss01 0
YDI for not breaking up