Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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noobgang7 5
she needs to die
sparkey0127 0
tell him if he's serious he won't work out
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Comments (232)
kyliebeatriz08 0
Wow that's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Please tell that bitch to go get a life for me, would you? and to ur husband say sorry and shit but u don't work out for me so bye anyways FYL
lucidlucia 0
wow...didn't you notice how controlling these people were when u married the guy?
missylewisasa 0
#54 douchebag!!!! brown people? wth?? go to heel jerk! fyl op!!! i feel sorry for u..
Monikabug 9
@66, why is it that there is always SOMEONE who has to tell the OP that they should cheat on their spouse INSTEAD of just breaking up with them? Is it really so difficult to just break up or divorce someone you are unhappy with, instead of having sex with other people? I think not.
dickeroodles 0
I concur.
ieatdeadbabies 0
Kill her and eat her soul then punt him in the groin
Boddmon 0
I'm guessing you were replying to me because I can no longer see my comment. I was replying to the comment about "desi people" because desi=brown. FYI.. I'm brown.. so calm down you jackass
Monikabug 9
@87 Wow, Snick. Someone is actually so obsessed with you, that they felt the need to create a profile to rival yours. @86 dickeroodles, really? Your life is sad. FYL dickeroodles. FYL.
maddiewoah 15
#16, I agree with you. This totally reminded me of the movie 'Not Without My Daughter'... so uh.. OP, either get some backbone and stand up to them, because you know.. you're an adult and all.. or get out now.
Boddmon 0
dickeroodles? like... oodles of dick? ohhh gosh..