Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I had to wait for my daughter's pet python to finish taking a bath before I could take a shower and go to work. FML
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML
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Top comments
saifnaqvi11 21
For ***** snake Mom
devildog562 33
Sneaky snake . Shame though , nothing deserves to die like that .
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Comments (129)
wakemeupplease 21
We'll now you're sure it's clean!
boostedc 24
Other reason to leave animals live in their own nature ...
Hyenayena 27
Some animals are proven to benefit off of human companionship. For example, we didn't domesticate cats. They followed us and lived with us because they associated is with food (mice pests) and we benefited from their help. Animal and Human companionship can be highly beneficial, and some of the species we keep as pets are so used to being domestic, they'd never survive in the wild. So...
never_alone 10
poor baby
TishaHowlett 7
did he/she survive
lumene 17
As a snake momma I am very sad for the owner. :'(
WOTAN1488 24
God dammit. Leave those snakes in the wild.
WhatHappenedToIt 22
That's horrible! I'm so sorry!
writerchic85 26
Aw that's awful. Poor snake.
DoomSkuller 28
Your snake is in a better place, OP
vikky538 29
I am sure dryer is not a better place for snake.
StickyPickles 33
Perhaps you could make a snakeskin bracelet or necklace so your poor pet can live on. . Well, sort of.