Today, my boyfriend's mum publicly shamed him on Facebook after she caught him having sex under her roof today. Everyone thought it was hilarious, except me. Not because I'm ashamed, but because I'm over 300 miles away right now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML
Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
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cutycat136 28
I think it's time to call him up and end it op.
erin55378 17
I'm sorry OP ): time to find someone who will want you and only you!!
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cutycat136 28
I think it's time to call him up and end it op.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I think she should end it but she can also choose to add to his shame by dumping him on Facebook too if she wants. I don't consider him to be worth a phone call so if OP just changed her Facebook status, that would be fine too. OP's choice.
Sansa_fml 38
Or do the same about his cheating as his mom did about the sex
SneezyBear 27
I'll probably get some thumbs down for this, but depending on OP's relationship with her bf's mum I'd call up to confront him about it, and then end it if it seems obvious that he's cheating. Some assholes are capable of that sort of betrayal, but some asshole parents are also just as capable of hating their child's relationship/significant other so much that they would make up a cheating story to make them break up. It'd be terrible if OP's bf is experiencing this situation: Today, my mum hated my girlfriend so much she posted a fake story about me having another girl in my bed on facebook. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me. FML. Talk to him and get his side, then decide if you trust him or not before walking away. You'd want the same if it was you.
erin55378 17
I'm sorry OP ): time to find someone who will want you and only you!!
shemademedoit 20
yes. just like I only want nutella :)
gintwinsmoore 20
yeah good luck trying to find loyal man...ha ha ha!
TheCerealKiller 24
Well, that's a pretty unpleasant way to find out, but at least now you know he's a cheater.
1dvos_grl3 21
I don't think there's any pleasant way to find out..
19990231 29
As much as this sucks op, I would think of it as a blessing in disguise. Now you're not wasting your time on a guy who obviously isn't worth it.
Kaei 21
I feel bad for you. that's just messed up
timb1234 13
**** that asshole
JKPwnage 27
If you say so... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Krwman 8
Proof that there will always be an England.
Mauskau 36
Sorry, what?
ItsDutch 16
*Proof that there will always be assholes
gintwinsmoore 20
Sean Connery is sooo fine...anyone remember that movie First Knight with him and Richard Gere??? Great movie...
andits 21
Maybe you and his mom will get along fine now. Embarrass him together
Shmatterhorn 38
Sorry, but the cheat is embarrassed enough already. Mum did the right thing.
fakedsincerity 32
Ouch. At least you, and everyone else, know what an asshole he is now.
EatUrGreens 20
If everyone found it funny, I don't think they realised he was cheating on OP.
Just_A_Tree 20
Sometimes you should forgive people. Sometimes you should forget people. But you'll feel foolish for tripping over the same mistake twice.