Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I had to wait for my daughter's pet python to finish taking a bath before I could take a shower and go to work. FML
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML
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Top comments
saifnaqvi11 21
For ***** snake Mom
devildog562 33
Sneaky snake . Shame though , nothing deserves to die like that .
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Comments (129)
fml510605 16
RIP snake
SlipSpaceGixxer 13
there is no possible way this is true. you can't be that big of a ******* idiot to put a live animal in the dryer.
jlmsz 5
I'm sick of these mothereffing snakes in this mothereffing dryer!
EclipseCandy6 24
This made me pretty sad
ishtara 9
I'm so sorry for all the parties involved in that accident. I have ball pythons and thank god there were just two escapes up to now. They didn't get that far.
TamedLotus 3
No snakes where harmed in the making of this FML!? Guess not. Hope he lives
SydLovesLacey 18
Bounty fresh!
lucasstidd 4
Too bad your pet snake doesn't know how to use FML cus he should be the one posting...
Geckosrock99 33
If she really washed and dried your snake, she really needs to do laundry differently. Check everything before putting it into the washer. I definitely would have noticed a pet snake In my laundry, especially an ice cold one. FYL, sorry for your loss.
carrissa3 13
Sounds like you got a new belt lol.