Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthy conversation, my girlfriend mentioned, "And he always farts during sex." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my hubby thought he made me queef during sex. I was too embarrassed ro tell him it was a fart I was holding in, but couldn’t once I orgsmed. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24
"Yeah, his father does that too!"
Lopee069 4
Then stop farting
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Comments (159)
stevenmx86 8
How do you not deserve it? You're the one who farts during sex and apparently thought she didn't notice..
Igor_g5 0
You fart during sex? What a loser.
ohhaixp 6
take beno before and there will beno gas :D
rawrchikarawr 0
Ewwie :/
LostSaiyan 3
Dutch oven her next time.
Skullcrusher 5
I think I'd save the fart for after sex.
perdix 31
Things got really awkward when Mom said, "I know."
Fanyy 0
Do all white people fart during sex?
docscientist 10
Care to sleep with a random sampling of 1000 white people to find out?
TaySweetHeart 0
Now That's Embarassing.
fjretsel 1
easy just cut in the conversation and say your gf climaxes like deuce bigalow. that would take the attention away from you.