Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML
Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Today, my mother gave me a reprimand for my table manners when I didn't ask for someone to pass the vegetables I could have gotten myself. She then let out a raunchy fart at the table, and had the nerve to yell, "Did you ask to be excused?!" as I vacated the area. FML
Today, I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML
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samomaha 17
ROFL! I used to work with Patty and Donna. Patty let loose a loud one that had that fart-smell of potato chips or french fried. Jujst then, Donna walked in, looked around, and, "OMG I smell french fries! It's making me so hiungry!!" It was days before anyone told her why we were all laughing so hard!
xxlk4xx 6
my friend once farted and it smelt exactly like KFC 🤣🤣🤣
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Charlie Given 28
don't feel bad I rip farts that smell exactly like cooking beef stew
xxlk4xx 6
my friend once farted and it smelt exactly like KFC 🤣🤣🤣
be82tw 17
Boy, if that bothers you, just wait until you compare Feta cheese and smelly feet or dry dirty socks and cornflakes... Joking but on the square: a LOT of smells are ‘good’ or ‘bad’ based *entirely* on context. Hope I didn’t ruin TOO many foods for you.
RichardPencil 32
Your mom has too much paprika in her diet!
8313girl 28
is there such a thing as too much paprika?
RichardPencil 32
Maybe when you fart red dust?
samomaha 17
ROFL! I used to work with Patty and Donna. Patty let loose a loud one that had that fart-smell of potato chips or french fried. Jujst then, Donna walked in, looked around, and, "OMG I smell french fries! It's making me so hiungry!!" It was days before anyone told her why we were all laughing so hard!