mapleleafs34
United States
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CheeseLover
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Spring, United States
Loose connections
Today, the pizza delivery guy and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML
Yuri
Gloucester, United States
Thanks!
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Anonymous
Truro, Canada
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
thehaystackerine
Asshole Design
Today, I bought a slice of pizza at my favorite gas station. Upon opening the box, I found that the lone piece of pepperoni visible through the window on the box was in fact the only piece on the whole slice. FML
Anonymous
United States
Pizza > Love
Today, I leaned in to kiss my boyfriend goodnight at the door. He smiled sweetly, cupped my cheek… and then used his other hand to pull the last slice of pizza out of my hand and slam the door shut. FML
Pouponette
France
Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML
Anonymous
Newcastle, United Kingdom
Surprise!
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess. The first thing my son said was, "Did you bring pizza?" FML
scarred for life
Brampton, Canada
Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML
Anonymous
Relatable
Today, I ordered pizza for myself. When the delivery guy arrived, I opened the door in pajama pants, messy hair and a face mask. He smiled and said, “Oh, this order says ‘Family Combo Meal.’ Where’s everyone else?” I just said, “They’re busy.” They weren’t. FML
Top comments
jessxoxo28 5
get his #
MoobyTheCow 2
YDI for not ordering Chinese.
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Comments (98)
123e3 0
FAIL
Sirin_fml 47
This sounds like the setup for a cheesy **** flick (-:`,
lubby_fml 0
giggity...
Sirin_fml 47
Giggity-goo.
gingersnapper 0
Seriously, OP. Time to put on a slutty negligee and some really bad disco music the next time you answer the door.
pwincessa23 1
go out some more Hun.
amiracle 0
...really?
Mustardnight 3
Serves you right for being a maple leafs fan!!! Go habs!! Colis d'ostie.
Dukaness 0
Its more of an FML for being a leafs fan.
jessxoxo28 5
get his #
extrasnipes 22
it's probably on her speed dial
Person1233 13
OP, I think we can change that ;D
superHydrate 4
that's one sad fml!!
izzy21_fml 0
maybe the cause of this is ordering to many pizzas making you gain weight therefore the only boy to ever show up is the one delivering pizza
MoobyTheCow 2
YDI for not ordering Chinese.
Venumsucker 0
actually im white and thats all im interested in they're just so shy
jamieleigh_315 0
# 43 lmao aww it's okay
renots4206 0
Call for some chineese food and you can have a party!
ensemble_coeur 0
mapleleafs34? YDI for liking the Toronto Maple Leafs
Trilogy 1
#9 I agree compleatly
davidhasmorefun 0
maybe instead of eating you should go to the gym