Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
thao_fml 6
Mom who still cares isn't the worst thing in the world.
Chickenfoot117 6
So what? It means she cares about you.
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Comments (133)
sapphirestar 0
I wonder what was the nasty comment..
CloudEnvy 17
It was probably a "Your momma's so fat" joke.
duboss_fml 0
why do you have your mom on facebook
kevinnj 0
that's what i was thinking .
DerFuhrer33 0
Must be a Californian woman thing.
icuddy69 0
Once again Marinus you post something completely retarded. you are a baby in your parents eyes forever no matter what age you are. try having kids and not being "nosy" smh
marinus_fml 20
who pissed in your Cheerios?
scarletscribblez 0
ahaha .. that's always been one of my favorite lines to hear someone say to someone lol. Yay, you made me laugh :D
icuddy69 0
And OP learn to Grow Up Kid... You have a Loving Mom and you go behind her back Complaining on FML... FHERLIFE.
maphineRAWRS 10
HAHA! ooh that's embaressing.
rosemary1990 0
aww at least u know she cares about u
rosemary1990 0
aww at least u know she cares about u
woopsy 0
thats not a bad thing. remember momma knows best.
Coccinelle_fml 15
YDI for not setting your confidentiality setting so that your mom wouldn't see.