Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, my kid threw a fit on our way home, wanting me to stop and call grandma. Why? Because she was convinced I was going to wreck the car, and grandma is a good driver who won't crash. When we got home, she stopped fussing, said, "Thank god, we're home," ran up to grandpa and said, "Mom's a scary driver." She's 3. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
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jessyrodgers 0
that's why cars have horns isn't it?
Bowser6622 5
Go to England. People drive on the wrong side of the road a lot.
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jessyrodgers 0
that's why cars have horns isn't it?
Garyy_fml 11
No those are for rednecks.
dolphincheddar 10
i call that "bad driving"
Ugi 27
So you can gore the person in front of you? That's bulls you're thinking of!
imosim 0
no he mean car horn you know? honk honk?
dolphincheddar 10
40 y u make goose noises?
imosim 0
it's actually a car honking the horn it's just a coincidence. Problem?
Allstarr23 1
11- we aren't rednecks. I live in Scranton,PA-where The Office is set- and nothing is worse then those asshole Jersery drivers. I live in a college town and they are everywhere. I also went to school at ESU on the NJ border and I wanted to choke them all
Garyy_fml 11
Yeah but do you have horns on the front of your car. Rednecks do. I hate rednecks.
_Oblivion_ 12
so 50 were assholes aye?
blanquito 1
I swear me and my cousins were in Pennsylvania and some old lady did that to us... I'm going to kick your grandmas ass
xxwafflez 0
that sounds like a REARLY END situation!
gunmania0 12
73 - No.
futtbuck101 1
She probably plays a lot of grand theft auto.
remy9474 7
ur soo sexyy
lbumbblebee 5
Op, your grandma is bad ass !
the_ace1337 0
1 I think you mean klaxon.
johnson94 5
is this going to keep going till all 50 states are brought up?
chiddy_bang71 0
69- yes u are.
justalilrandom2 4
113, I think 1 means horn, nobody calls it a klaxon...
SpartanCEL 6
I live in Hollidaysburg PA and I conclude that all the woman drivers are aweful here, and in the rest of the state, and the world
CareFace 16
Bumper cars! :D
applesuckers 0
Haha. It's a great way to solve all your driving frustrations.
applesuckers 0
Haha. It's a great way to solve all your driving frustrations.
TheMasticater 9
I think my grandma would get along with yours xD
CatEyes66 0
She needs to give her "gangsta grandma" some "Mary-Jane" and tell her to chill. This granny has that "if I'm going down everyones going down with me" attitude.
goingsolo211 8
Be hopeful that she won't get mad at you O.o
iBxChelss 3
Maybe she was in a rush because she had to drop the kids off at the pool.
kyrintethron 0
Lmao! I'm from Pennsylvania, and she was totally justified, lol.
xxunicornxc 0
same. my parents hate driving here, and yeah. no one can drive. it takes like a minute for people to go after the light turns green.
Calyx_fml 22
What's up with that left turn that everyone does there? If you are first or second at the light about to make a left everyone expects you to make an illegal left as soon as the light changes IN FRONT OF ONCOMING TRAFFIC!!! Even cops will honk at you if you dont do that. Its insane.
tfair85 2
It's called the Pittsburgh left. Because most of our roads can't be widened to include left turn lanes, it's considered common courtesy to let the driver first in line to turn left if they are singling before the oncoming traffic starts moving. It keeps traffic going.
cryssycakesx3 23
gotta love Pittsburgh traffic patterns. "hey let's just close this road for a few years, no one will mind..."
sieera00 8
AWESOME grandma lol
katieklein 0
Go grandma!!
Ugi 27
I'd just love to see the cop's face: "So, officer, you see he was just dawdling along there up front and really pissing me off so I though I'd better shunt that mofo off the road!"
blondebrunette11 4
you have the fricking best grandma evar!!!