Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

Knock next time please

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

Don't wanna know

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

Thanks mom

Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML

Great chat!

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

You sure this is the right time?

Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML