Today, my classmate went into rage mode and cursed at me, complaining how it's so unfair that I'm allowed to wear a hijab in class but she isn't allowed to wear a Flamingo hat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I saw my coworker write about how awful Muslims were and how the religion is stupid, the hijab is oppressive, and how they're a poison on society. When I questioned them about it, they pretty much said that I didn't know anything and should stop talking. I'm Muslim and a hijabi. FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, I had a parent come in for a conference. When she stepped into my classroom, she immediately went on a rant about how I’m "woke indoctrinating" her child and threatened to homeschool her. She then stormed out. I had a rainbow chart of the colors and a poster of multicolored hands. I teach 1st grade. FML
Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a girl, all because I wore a pride-themed Mickey Mouse shirt. Apparently, I’m supporting “hypocritical capitalist freaks” who profit off LGBT people, yet support anti-LGBT legislation. Also, she commented about my Starbucks drink, another “anti-LGBT company.” I can’t win. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
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Top comments
omgitsmoe 26
I never knew flamingo hats were a religious practices :/
kred 21
Stupid can't be fixed.
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kred 21
Stupid can't be fixed.
syki 22
Sure it can. It's just that most of society frowns upon the fix. It's all "What are you doing with that knife," and "You're under arrest," and "Life without parole."
booman342 13
Stupid people should be fixed. That way they don't reproduce.
MasterTron 24
I second that motion
LittleLambii 24
#55 I fail to see what religion has to do with a flamingo hat?
omgitsmoe 26
I never knew flamingo hats were a religious practices :/
NeatNit 33
I had to google it, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to wear one if not for religious reasons. For anyone wondering and too lazy - it's exactly what it sounds like. It's a pink hat in the shape of a flamingo.
omgitsmoe 26
Let's not mess with the flamingo god dude. Lol
juicy_extasy 25
Well, does she understand why you wear it? That it's not a fashion statement? Maybe this is a chance to educate her so she's aware.
glamour_083 13
The ignorance is strong with this one, sorry op, some people just don't understand the importance of the hijab
vikky538 29
I hope she is not just graduated from kindergarten!!
deathshead 19
english ************, do you speak it?
cricket266 12
"now, describe what marcellus Wallace looks like "
tiger820 20
some people amaze me with their stupidity! ?
Dommon 7
why is he trying comparing banana to a house
Talis99 26
What?
Saub 19
Because flamingo hats are a part of someone's culture.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I never thought there could be anybody that stupid. Hopefully she doesn't reproduce.
justcommenting19 19
All hail the flamingo God.