icyrebel25
Mckinney, United States
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Alisha
Fredericksburg, United States
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
lizbeth
Anaconda
Today, I took a massive shit and flushed the toilet, but it apparently didn’t flush properly. My mom then entered the bathroom, took a picture of my shit, and showed it to everyone she knows. She doesn’t understand why I’m embarrassed, and thinks that I should instead "take pride" in my giant poop. FML
f u stomach flu
Poway, United States
Touch me I'm sick
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
John Doe
Still the same
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Countdown has begun
Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML
mikesok988
United States
Cringe
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
levi Glasscock
United States
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
me
Carthage, United States
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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revan546 24
Hopefully you were 3 years old and not 18 lol
JasonUMN 15
Everyone has embarrassing photos from their childhood. Just be happy that someone was able to find enjoyment in the pictures.
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Comments (75)
awilliams44 9
Hopefully u were like 2
Devul143 12
at least it wasn't a picture of you sitting next to the poop in the bath tub.... or was it? 0_o
AntiPrude 26
Well OP maybe this could open the door for you and your girlfriend to a new fetish, if you're into that kind of shit.
underthesea12 24
so stop pooping in the tub!
bethrh 49
I really hope this wasn't a recent photo... Parents always like to embarrass you but as long as you were a child in the photo I think you should be okay.
beaverteaser 16
well that's shitty
pdp_fml 21
That's nothing, when my sister and I were young enough and could take baths together, my father used to take movies of us and show it to his friends at dinner parties and have a good laugh together!
rooneygirl420 13
It's ok. We all have embarrassing pics from childhood that our parents flash around when we bring somebody home. At least it wasn't video of you popping in the bathtub. I know I have some videos that I need to burn lol
rooneygirl420 13
*pooping...I hate autocorrect lol
Linda_zlk 12
The more your girlfriend knows you ,the more she love you . It is ok la.....
perdix 31
Just assure your girlfriend that you've gone completely past that stage -- now, you SMILE when you poop in the tub!