Betchsadface
United States
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
LordXavier
Mr 37 years-old
Username
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Instant cure
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML