lonely
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fuck my actual life
My electronic life
Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML
Nxydolli
United Kingdom
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
drurbanXVII
United States
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML
Single
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Anonymous
United States
Life is life
Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML
Anonymous
Cabin John, United States
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Anonymous
Fort Frances, Canada
Living in another world
Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML
Top comments
toodamntall 9
Well you know what they say: "shumi daguba doobi nala goo."
skippydoda 32
They have a cheat code for that.
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toodamntall 9
Well you know what they say: "shumi daguba doobi nala goo."
hereforfmls 17
ballabablahahs ( wait what was I doing damn human making me forget)
mekiswrite 21
Go see the Witch Doctor; he'll tell you what to do.
skippydoda 32
They have a cheat code for that.
WeirdUS 30
If that's really the case you seriously might want to consider the guys you are going for and/or if there is something you are doing that's putting people off.
BurnInDemonFire 39
All you have to do is ask. Wait, it's a bit soon for marriage. No, I don't want to be a "June Groom". Kids? Uh, maybe stick with one? I'm not really good with... triplets? Holy crap! I need a new job! This job sucks! I don't care if I'm Employee of the Month, selling homeowner's insurance is not what I want to be doing with my life! No, I'm not cheating with Brenda from HR! Or Heather, my manager! Look, I've arranged for your parents to take care of the kids, and we're going on vacation for two glorious weeks. Man, France sucks. What kind of 5 star hotel doesn't serve croissants at breakfast? And that dude taking a swan dive off the Eiffel Tower really ruined the mood. Relax, it's just a joke. Well, now that the kids have gone off to college, what say you and I finally buy that boat we've been wanting for years? No, your parents can't come. Because your dad gets seasick in the bath, and your mom thinks she might be afraid of dolphins! We'll be back before you have to put them in a care home. I didn't think the boy had it in him, but he actually got into the NFL. And our girls are both doctors! Sure, we've had our ups and downs, but it's been a good life, and I wouldn't trade it for anythi...
Ellimac21 14
Become a witch a create a love potion. Or murder all his/her potential lover. That's what I do. That can work for the Sims as well (depends if you are playing Sims 1/2/3 or 4)