Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom is in hysterics, all because I told her I don't want to get married or have kids, and I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm 16. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, I finally got all of my finances to move out of my house. My mother, instead of being happy for me for moving out of her house, blames me because she needs my rent money, states I will not be happy out in the world and disowned me because I didn't move out when she wanted me to. She wanted me to stay until she was 55. FML
Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I didn't hear to her calls while I was listening to music. She told me she wouldn't trust me again, that I'm worthless. When I began crying, she told me that I was psychologically manipulate her. It's been like this all the time lately. I can't wait to move out. FML
Today, my mom screamed at me for not saying “Thank you” after she gave me food. Yesterday, she screamed at me for thanking her. I’m 24 and can’t afford to move out. FML
Today, I finally stood up to my mom and told her that as an introvert I desperately need some time alone to just recover. She, being the bitch queen of the extroverts, translated this in her head to, “I hate this family”, so she screamed at me, called me ungrateful, and made me homeless. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
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Top comments
Thandilocks 14
Any specific reasons given?
RichardPencil 32
You made it to 16? My mom gave me that talk when I was 11! To be fair, I was a shit kid.
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Comments (20)
RichardPencil 32
You made it to 16? My mom gave me that talk when I was 11! To be fair, I was a shit kid.
Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you're still a shit kid lol
Veronica Rambo 9
Ah that talk about 11, your mother is piece of crap.
RichardPencil 32
Let’s calm down, it was just a joke. I was a good kid and my mom was an excellent mother and I was welcome at home as long as I wanted to. I’m an OK older guy and my mom is still awesome. I was just being silly.
Todd Klopfer 11
Obviously, they don't see your endless comments. If I don't see a message from you after a couple of days I get concerned.
jbuckets_404 39
RichardP, you give us shit every damn day of the week here ... and sometimes 2x on Sundays. Keep up the good work! Lol
Thandilocks 14
Any specific reasons given?
Peaches1914 13
Why?
tranced_ 45
Help, Dad!
Susan Yee 9
I’m guessing because you look like or remind her of your deadbeat dad ? Or unwanted child? ☹️
jbuckets_404 39
OP's mom needs to "grow a pair," learn how to use a (verbal) filter, and definitely get psychological counseling for her obviously shitty outlook on life. Good, well-adjusted, loving parents simply don't talk/ behave like that. Instead, they always try to do what's best for their kid despite whatever (but hopefully only) short-term difficulties that might require of themselves to endure. It's called responsible parenting.
Nhayaa 21
Yep. Some people should definitely not have kids.
AmbrosiaFan 19
So ARE you a bear to live with? What doesn't she like?