allgrowedup
United States
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtf
United States
Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML
Anonymous
Irving, United States
We don't trust you
Today, my dad and stepmom insisted on having a babysitter stay with me while they go off on their 3-week vacation. I'm 22 and work full-time. FML
dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
bw9669
Canada
Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML
thatguy
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
Anonymous
Bye bye baby
Today, it's been a week since my mom left me at my auntie's, she just called to tell me she took a job abroad. I think I’m an abandoned orphan. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Mom of the year
Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML
My mom
France
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
Anonymous
Mind your own business
Today, I found out that my parents are in trouble because they left me home alone for almost two weeks (I'm 16) and my Karen neighbor found out and called social services. FML
Bear
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
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wicker75 0
You should have sex with the babysitter then
mrssheldoncooper 0
Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.
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Comments (163)
goldfish78 11
your mom is testing you if you are a real man!
j_cat187 20
go blaze with the sitter so she cant drive home
hollylollyxoxo 0
**** the babysitter
Igor_g5 0
I agree with everyone who recommended sex with the babysitter.
ZebraBacker54 0
says the guy that looks like a petifile
AcidRaen 4
maybe your mom got you a "babysitter" so you could get laid and stop complaining about everything (:
stevenmx86 8
Omg yer teautally a adult then srsly! 17! Jeezus ! NO WAI! Seriously, you may be too old for a baby sitter but you ARE only 17 and generally teens can't be trusted... Can you blame them?
JetRyan 0
yur parents r lame
Decodedman 1
"Today I came home from a night out to find my offspring playing doctor with the babysitter. My kid is 17. FML"
coNsperAZI 4
maybe u act like a kid