allgrowedup
United States
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wtf
United States
Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML
Anonymous
Irving, United States
We don't trust you
Today, my dad and stepmom insisted on having a babysitter stay with me while they go off on their 3-week vacation. I'm 22 and work full-time. FML
dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
bw9669
Canada
Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML
thatguy
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
Anonymous
Bye bye baby
Today, it's been a week since my mom left me at my auntie's, she just called to tell me she took a job abroad. I think I’m an abandoned orphan. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Mom of the year
Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML
My mom
France
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
Anonymous
Mind your own business
Today, I found out that my parents are in trouble because they left me home alone for almost two weeks (I'm 16) and my Karen neighbor found out and called social services. FML
Bear
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
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wicker75 0
You should have sex with the babysitter then
mrssheldoncooper 0
Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.
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Comments (163)
zomgbies 17
hahahahahahaha
doglover100 29
How old is the sitter? You could have fun with them.
fantasyworld 39
How old is the sitter?
scc587 4
growed.... is not a word.
zeffra13 31
I know how you feel...when I was 15 and my sister was 17, my grandma started crying because she had to leave us home alone for 20 minutes so she could pick up a pizza. It's ridiculous.
Tyler55squirrel 6
What did you do this time
George Straub 8
hopefully the sitter wasn't younger than you.