Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
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AngeloDiCielo 4
Well, if you rearrange the letters in "Mother In-Law" it spells Woman Hitler...
hennessy89 34
Is anyone curious as to why OP wrote his wife's apartment? Does he not live with his wife? SEMANTICS PEOPLE! They are important!
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Comments (128)
iluvevil01 11
I say either tough it out or put her in a nursing home. Maybe if you're nice she'll warm up to you?
Pentium_4 27
reincarnation oh Hitler? and that makes her different from any other mother-in-law how???
Pentium_4 27
of* that typo is going to give me nightmares, and seizures...i'm OCD when it comes to spelling
Damn_Hippster 11
I liked reincarnation oh Hitler better.
Pentium_4 27
it does work doesn't it? oh well, i'm just having fun on here :P
GovernorGeneral 8
Whats OCD?
BarDownDaily 12
http://www.abbreviations.com/OCD
cinderella10383 6
Obsessive compulsive disorder- aka someone who is a spelling nazi, a cleaning nazi
DalekScythe 0
Dress up like Darth Vader and challenge her to a rap battle.
samlynnw 2
fact: if u rearrange the letters in "mother-in-law" you get "woman hitler"
stephan18 23
Why do people always complain about mother in laws? What the hell makes them so horrible?
ifailplzinsultme 0
Well if he/she described her as a reincarnation of hitler, I'm guessing she isn't pleasent
ifailplzinsultme 0
Well if he/she described her as a reincarnation of hitler, I'm guessing she isn't pleasent
dragynfyre 4
depends on the mother in law. many seem to be rather unpleasant or just difficult to deal with. my mother in law is just annoying. Hell even my husband rolls his eyes and says oh god its her after call 12 of the day.
siberianhamster 17
Dude, you're 18. When you have a mother in law, you'll find out.
BaconBoy75 2
Once you get one, you'll know.
AngeloDiCielo 4
Well, if you rearrange the letters in "Mother In-Law" it spells Woman Hitler...
Omit 4
Wow..
leogirl95 12
Hitler-In-Law
Doribella98 14
3- Whoa, that's insane!!!
bitchslapped22 14
Did you just figure that out or did you already somehow know that?
FMLContinued 3
It was actually an anagram that was discovered years ago. They didn't just now find that out.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Holy..
Country29 16
I did not know that..., woah
Miss_Michaela 10
Someone has to say it: I did nazi see that.
falon142012 22
yes, I did just sit here sorting out the letters in my mind.
MyLuckyDayFML 0
38, Fail.
hombrepollo 0
Haha the truth
hellbilly205 17
That kind of just blew my mind.
attaboy368 20
Your response made me smile 38! I needed that more than i can say in such a public forum :)
EMTchic 14
38- it should be "I did nazi that" get it "nazi"="not see" if you say it just right . It doesn't make sense to say "I did nazi see that" cuz then it sounds like you are saying "see" twice, understand now ???
capslockisgood 19
Well I certainly did Nazi that coming and Anne Frankly this conversation is out of Mein Kampfort zone.
NuTrees 9
I doubt she has the charisma of hitler.
TheDrifter 24
Perhaps she does, she convinced her daughter to let her move in rather than put her in a retirement home.
hellbilly205 17
No #24, #4 was being sarcastic...some people.
ifailplzinsultme 0
I would run. Fast.
XxgreymoonxX 8
Bonding opportunity? :D
MikeDa1Da 14
3some???
WoldowJR 25
Too far, 70. Too far.
blick457 4
Plant drugs on her and call the cops, that's how I got ride of my mom.....shhhhh
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Plant drugs on my pants! I will turn into a bush of smokable plant by april! Everybody wins!
docscientist 10
Good luck with your marriage. But, she's not Hitler in the least. He rallied an entire country to his side, your in-law can barely muster a housing agreement. You give her too much credit.
dragynfyre 4
lol nice
DocBastard 40
Turn the tables on her. Tell her it's YOUR house and if she wants to live there, she will live by YOUR rules. Otherwise, she can get the **** out. Stand up for yourself!
MaddiRae 9
Actually, it says its his wife's appartment, so technically its his wife's rules she need to follow.. Not his.
capslockisgood 19
Love how 55 gets no thumbs just because they pooped on DocBastard's comment.
hennessy89 34
Is anyone curious as to why OP wrote his wife's apartment? Does he not live with his wife? SEMANTICS PEOPLE! They are important!
Strafeh 9
Seamantics as in "sea mantis" ?
mom2pen 4
I was wondering the same thing. Could be that the wife owns rental property near their house that is a two bedroom apartment. That would be the best so they won't be under the same roof.
J352SAURUS 30
Probably because once the mother in law moved in, that shit belonged completely to the wife and he didn't want anything to do with it!