Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML
Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
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Top comments
Rockyio 0
Well...at least the purse loves you
redbluegreen 41
At least you know she has your number. Why haven't you called her?
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Comments (75)
iBimmer 0
why wouldn't she call you? what'd you do? YDI. first!
Rockyio 0
Well...at least the purse loves you
B4SK3TB4IL 0
I wish I was friends with a purse. lucky
ZiggyMorrison 0
Most people would be happy there mother leaves them alone so your not going to get much sympathy here amigo
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
2, no not most people... some people don't have mommy issues & prefer to have their mom in their lives
redbluegreen 41
At least you know she has your number. Why haven't you called her?
sulitak 27
That's what I was thinking. I talk to my Mom almost daily. (it was less often before I got pregnant)
nillawafer 0
#3...you're not even first...fail, lol.
JiggstheMan 0
#3 your obviously not first. Retard. Well you should call her.
katelyns 0
Hahaha, #3 is shit at life
clarely 0
#2, I don't know what kind of relationship you have with your mother, but most people don't want to go a year without hearing from them! OP -- very sad. But you should call her. Whatever happened between you can't be that important -- it's your mom!
sumxo 0
what does OP mean lol
GlitterAngel 8
I think "Original Poster" ? I'm new to this. Lol.
SoundlessWorld 0
I can't believe anyone would say that you deserve this. You certainly do not.
JKPPS 0
phones work both ways...if you wanted to fix whatever went wrong, you could call her, not wait for her to call you