Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like concert tickets for our favorite artist, who is usually never in our town, for her birthday. She said, “No thanks, I have to work that day.” She works Monday-Friday. The concert is on Saturday. When I mentioned this, she asked me, “So, what did you think of the Super Bowl halftime show?” FML
Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
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mj2123 0
You're an idiot.
prizefight 0
You are what is wrong with our culture these days. Grow a brain, and form your OWN opinions. Justin Beiber doesn't like football either. He likes glitter and Usher.
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mj2123 0
You're an idiot.
killerviral 0
I think I know this girl r u Vickey lol that sucks. mobi yyxbdhdueyegrhhruhs. f g. s f g. d j gf. f f t r g f. rf. h e r j t. t g e r t e. r g g stupid spam protection Selene efyu uy u y y
harryman04 0
Justin bieber sucks
JoeyFrecks13 0
Justin beiber is a flaming homosexual u r too for doing what u did
TrekkieGirl 0
You need a life, OP!
Norwegian_Wood 4
This. ^^^ #1 took the words from my..ah...fingers. haha.
datgo321 0
I hate you op. almost as much as Justin Bieber for ruining the super bowl asswipe
irsmeagol 0
lol you sheep.
jade77_fml 0
wow!! what an idiotic thing to do!! haha(:
Ag11B 0
weak minded fool
trainman_NL 0
You're pathetic! I bet OP is a teenage girl between 10 - 14. Am I right?
camopantsSUCK 0
agreed
joker141 0
I thought he was a girl when I first heard him and he's a fag
joker141 0
if only Micheal Jackson was around to take care of Justin beiber
Enoch134 0
who is Justin beiber and do I even want to know lol go saints colts suck cocks
apfunction 0
OP you're a ******* douchebag who is obsessed with a ******* tween. get a life you pathetic motherfucking pedophile.
mj2123 0
What is up with all the gay bashing on this thread?
theschweigert 0
is the OP like, ten?
IambecomeRAWR 0
I'd rather an onion ring told me what to do :).
Fireashes250 16
OP has this FML under love. What the **** OP? You "Love" Bieber?
messiforever10 4
Wow get a life. What's with all this hating on one guy?!
jts2 3
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I don't like football either. Honestly nothing wrong with this, IMO.
Mirequetz 6
Nothing wrong with watching a something you have absolutely no interest in because a pig nosed little boy tells you to? Yea... there's nothing wrong with that at all...
mycool101 0
He is not pig nosed. your just jealous because your a pig :)
lilbyrd43 0
who the hell is Justin bieber
Monikabug 9
It's called Google. ;l. use it.
Mirequetz 6
#94 You're an idiot. See I can make that assumption based on the completely ignorant thing you just said. You, however, cannot make an assumption about my appearance based on what I said. Stop being a ******* tool. Take your Bieber love to a fansite. w w w.bsckids.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Justin-Bieber1.jpg PIG BOY!
feedmankeynow 10
#94 you Justin fans always say " you're jealous. " extend your vocabulary and say something else
Thekbking 11
you are also another useless person. congrats on being one big fail of a person
orangesbebae 8
Well I don't like you
Terrehh_92 0
Maybe you have a little obsesstion with Justin Bieber??
Enoch134 0
yeah it leaves more girls for us guys. since gays started going gay I have bin getting double the one night stands
RenoTheRhino 30
Nahhh, probably not.
sayyestothedress 24
Little, more like huge!
fmler9449 0
you suck! justin beiber is a gay little bitch
kevind23 0
What's wrong with being homosexual?
Gobsnoglin 0
If you have to ask, you either are one, or are about to have an epiphany.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Who is Justin Bieber and what's this about his Superbowl thingie?
PATastrophy102 0
hes a 12 old year old who u can find on disney channel
cna1216 15
Youre lucky if you dont know
Paradoodle 5
that's pathetic, that's how posers are made
Panther_fml 0
FAIL. Bieber sucks.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
EPIC FAIL. Bieber swallows.
kbolt88 0
amazing!
nobridgejustwate 0
60 made me lol extra hard cause, get it, Monty Python reference, like his name...? Swallow...? Anybody? No? Maybe I'll just sit down.
prizefight 0
You are what is wrong with our culture these days. Grow a brain, and form your OWN opinions. Justin Beiber doesn't like football either. He likes glitter and Usher.
wackywillieweath 0
yesss this is sooo correct. Justin beiber is a little 12 year old fag who thinks he's the shit because he can lip sync
Cupcaken 0
He's actually 15 wich just makes it sooHO much worse.
avoidthegirl 6
I can't believe that kid is 15. When the hell are his balls going to drop? Only then will his voice become more epically shitty than it already is and we can finally send him into obscurity.
alexandraa_fml 0
I wish I could favorite your comment #10.
mfmylifesrsly 30
bahaha 10 :). I also hate how he says 'shawty' and 'fo sho'
Shazam25 7
Took what I wanted to say. :/ Oh well. Glad somebody said it.
Thekbking 11
thank the heavens there's people like u out there.
Rox_Lo 0
thats gross.
kevinjm 0
I hate Justin Bieber so much. He's a 12 year old singing about love and he sounds like a prepubescent girl.
IGaveRickUp 15
So you hate him because he sounds like a girl? Ok, go on and hate half o the population then, idiot.
jackipdoc 31
I agree wholeheartedly