Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my boyfriend right there. He began arguing with her about how the vagina is usually self-cleaning. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, without thinking, I casually advised my mum that the best way to get the piping nozzle clean is to 'fingerfuck' it. FML
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Top comments
mfinn 0
I agree with your boyfriend.
iamazombie 0
wow poor you, your boyfriend is smart and open to talking about sex. your life sucks -.-
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Comments (63)
mfinn 0
I agree with your boyfriend.
ECA 0
I agree with your boyfriend too! Douching is not too good, my doctor told me~!
Secret_Fire_King 0
What about the benifits of condoms?
Hanban 0
Your boyfriend knows more correct things about vaginas than your mom who has one.
wasted0087 0
Ya I concur :) Douching damages :P
abcnonamecba 0
hanban who's to say he doesn't have one
MiGman 5
I would have expected the boyfriend to ask if he could be the doucher
ShyAnn29 15
a self cleaning oven lol
theman34 0
****
mrspitiful 0
i totally agree. theres good bacteria in the vag that is "self-cleaning"
iamazombie 0
wow poor you, your boyfriend is smart and open to talking about sex. your life sucks -.-
shadaboo2014 0
lol funnni
Benpie 22
*funny
perdix 31
Sounds like your mom and boyfriend are having an academic debate where neither side can persuade the other that they are right. The proof of the pudding is in the eating, I always say. ;) Be suspicious if your boyfriend asks you to douche, or your mom throws her douchebag away.
gc327072 31
Douché, Perdix.
shananigans 0
The worst part is, your boyfriend's right. There are virtually no benefits in douching.
gorina 0
Not true. It can give temporary relief if you, say, have an infection. The ONLY bad part is that it rinses out the good bacteria as well as the bad, making it an issue in the long run.
epoh_fml 0
A lot of douches are made with vinegar--I'm sure your boyfriend just doesn't want a pickled pussy. He's right, btw. the ****** IS typically a self cleaning organism.
waterynuggets 0
Lmao @ pickled pussy
MiGman 5
#7 a ****** is not an organism it's a system
BeeBabyee420 0
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa.....pickled pussy. that's fkn great
smart16314 0
did you mean organ?
toomuchcrap 0
douching isn't good for you, it can set off the pH balance in there and can cause yeast infection
kdkorz 7
He'a right! Douching is actually *bad* for your ******!
Cristaderzi 0
Yes The ****** is SUPPOSED to self clean! Douching can excessively dry you out AND well basically a bath, shower etc is best!!
BeeBabyee420 0
uhhhhhhhh yeah; bathing regularly usually does the trick just fine....