Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my boyfriend right there. He began arguing with her about how the vagina is usually self-cleaning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, without thinking, I casually advised my mum that the best way to get the piping nozzle clean is to 'fingerfuck' it. FML
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Top comments
mfinn 0
I agree with your boyfriend.
iamazombie 0
wow poor you, your boyfriend is smart and open to talking about sex. your life sucks -.-
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Comments (63)
e_stone_85 3
good for you having a smart man like that ... to bad your mum didn't listen ...
keidus324 6
Not usually.. Always..
YeahCourse 4
I think that's cool that your significant other is ok with talking like that with your mom or you. Shows maturity.
EmmiAnne 25
The ****** is the ONLY self cleaning organ, out of either gender.
SrakaSrakasta 20
Nope, so is the eye.
lumosella11 5
That sounds like my boyfriend XD.
sugarbear0727 19
Its bad to douche. It dries your ****** out. Any doctor will tell you that.
how_to_implode 17
It could have been awkward, but since your boyfriend is obviously comfortable with the topic I don't see why you're complaining. FMLs like these really baffle me.
Onyx3288 22
Just be glad your boyfriend actually knows a thing or two about the female anatomy. Many men don't know left from right when it comes to that stuff. And your mom is just trying to help. Either way you have two people who seem pretty comfortable with their sexuality, what's wrong with that?
kittykat1501 31
It is self cleaning
kingshelly 24
The ****** DOES indeed self clean.