MeaganElizabethM
Steubenville, United States
Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Sorry Sharon
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Anonymous
Never sneak up
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
smeeagain
United States
Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML
Braxam
United States
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Zizi
Mosj?en, Norway
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
permanently scarred
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
teardrops
Australia
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
asshalf15
Hacienda Heights, United States
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
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hiitisbrooke 28
I wish this had more info. Was he just messing around or in the wrong place at the right time?
SecundusSecunda 27
I would assume being on a haunted trail triggered her defensive instincts, since she was probably scared and jumpy, thereby annihilating the poor kid's throat in mere seconds.
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Comments (73)
hiitisbrooke 28
I wish this had more info. Was he just messing around or in the wrong place at the right time?
hiitisbrooke 28
Okay as I reread the FML I realize my comment doesn't really make sense. Wish there was a delete button!!
Mortoli 30
real question to ask if op was a teacher or a student herself lol
Paras_800 27
How does one "accidentally" punch someone in the throat?
SecundusSecunda 27
I would assume being on a haunted trail triggered her defensive instincts, since she was probably scared and jumpy, thereby annihilating the poor kid's throat in mere seconds.
gogo44444 28
To finish what #21 was saying, maybe it's just a reflex when they see someone in a dark place, it's better to be safe then sorry
ChadHelton 8
easy "fight or flight" just reacted with the other one.
colinabi 13
And that's why you don't go on haunted trails.
CelesteGomes 25
Fml for the kid
Redoxx_fml 22
"Power of Christ compels you"didn't work ?
tranced_ 45
did you got it on tape?
mld4657 28
How?
americanafrican 32
with op`s fist
missyfiona89 28
Don't bite off more than what you can chew. If you have the tendency to be violent when scared, haunted trails are not for you.
chrisbeaudoin 26
Today, I was walking on a haunted trail and somebody just punched me for no reason and walked away. FML
olpally 33
Lmao, over react much? Geeze.