Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I found out my partner is cheating on me with several women. I broke up with him but he won’t move out without legal action (he is staying in my apartment), so I’m literally stuck being around him. He’s been very toxic and petty since I found out. I just want this to end. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to spend alone time playing FIFA instead of having a relationship. If I ever find the CEO of EA Sports, I’m throwing hands. FML
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ThunderLightTSV 31
He'll have to sleep sometime. When he does, move his ass outside and lock the door.
Tripartita 45
It's moments like these I'd heavily consider the possibility that I'm living inside a Microsoft ad, OP.
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Comments (96)
LAS11 11
Good luck OP! Hope you get this settled quickly (without losing your Xbox) Best wishes!
IchigoDeathGod 14
When you try to get tc but fail
LAS11 11
Or maybe I was just trying to be nice?
ThunderLightTSV 31
He'll have to sleep sometime. When he does, move his ass outside and lock the door.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Or just call the cops and explain your situation. They should be able to do something about it.
shepardkinz 19
If his name is on the lease, they can't legally do anything.
dancerr45 7
Lol if he has a key, simply locking the door won't do much.
IntrepidPig 21
Are you suggesting moving them while they're asleep? They would wake up
EpicLeeGames 12
So heavily sedate them :D
ThunderLightTSV 31
Not if they're a heavy sleeper they won't. Of course, I don't know that, I was just making a suggestion based upon what I knew.
Strega 5
"Hello, police? The person legally renting the apartment with me is refusing to move out!" I somehow doubt it would work.
SixthSinEnvy 39
NEVER GIVE AWAY THE XBOX! Are you insane?! Xbox always loved you!
Zebediabolical 45
It's true. Xbox is always there for you.
SixthSinEnvy 39
Xbox is always there, it's happy to do whatever you want to do, it's turned on whenever you initiate "playtime". Why would you even consider giving it away? This is why gamers are known to be loners. We got the perfect partner right at home!
possomman 10
You can also just call the police like a normal person...
izzajaneful 24
If he is living there legally, there isn't anything they can or should do. If he is in fact on the lease, and OP wants out so badly, they might be the one who has to leave.
Superbaker123 14
#84 I swear you're sucking dick in your profile pic.
Overraine 4
even if he wasn't if he has been live there for a couple months they can't. There have been many people who go to a summer home or leave for a few months and come back to find a stranger living there. the cops can't force them out and the owners lost the lawsuits. it really sucks
ban_ANA_bat 20
Dang, next time hes at work, plan for a locksmith to change the locks.
Punkpoptart1119 20
Are you allowed to change the locks when you live in an apartment?
irishmaiden78 23
No, you're not.
Saercia 6
Sometimes you can. For instance, if there's a lock you need to get into the building, plus another lock for your actual apartment, you can often change the lock for the apartment but not the building.
EwahWeeWah 21
Surely that's not legal, right? Besides, it's your house. Kick him out.
TheLawIsHere 23
Nowhere is it stated that op owns the house. It's probably owned by the two of them. In that case, there's nothing that can be done.
EwahWeeWah 21
True, we don't know enough. Let's hope for a follow-up!
ABlindMan 17
It's pretty safe to assume they're both legally owners of it if they were living together and going to get married. Since OP had to consider bribing him to leave, it's again safe to assume that they're both owners, else OP would simply call the cops and have him removed.
_kyleG_ 34
As much as it sucks, it's probably time to start looking for another place- it's pretty obvious your now-ex doesn't much care about you or your desires.
domolovesyoshi 33
Why should she leave her own house?
TheLawIsHere 23
OP never says it's her house.
Mynxie 26
It is an apartment so she just has a lease. And if his name is on it too, he has every right to stay there.
Ayasha_fml 12
He forfeited his rights when he cheated.
sherri_baby88 36
Not legally he didn't. Even if he is an ass.
HrothgarXII 21
If he doesn't pay rent for the apartment, you have the right to kick him out. If not, you should look for a new place, unfortunately.
S_Melh 24
For the love of God call the cops!
brainfueled 3
Considering it's not actually legal to just kick someone out without evicting them, OP can't just move him and his things out. Since OP said "the apartment", how stuck she is would depend on if both their names are on the lease. If both names, and rent is up to date, she can't kick him out and neither can the complex. She would have to talk to them about what she can do to move out herself.
Ayasha_fml 12
If her name is on it too, she has equal right to be there. She can just make his life a living hell until he moves out to be with his back alley ho.
brainfueled 3
Yes, she does have equal right to be there. I didn't say she doesn't. But, since he is refusing to leave, she might not have any choice but to move out herself.