Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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tigerthepredator 16
You need to have a serious talk with your mother when she's sober.
jake131000 21
Most of these fml's are funny... But this is just sad. I'm sorry for what your mom said. It doesn't make it any less true because she's drunk, she just doesn't care that she said it.
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Comments (76)
gratunka 11
I feel for you. that really sucked.
fullerkate3 17
Oh my god I'm so sorry she is top blind to see the amazing you!
tronalddump 3
I feel so sorry for you.
crazyfrogg_fml 8
I'm mean but I would have said the same to her. That you wish she had died during your birth.
xkbz510 13
my sister told me that it was my fault that my dad cared more for me than her. when she was drunk that is. but when she was sober. she said the opposite. so its most likely the case shes just too drunk to know what she is saying. lighten up op. i know how you feel. just bare through it.
kingshelly 24
My heart is with you, but nuts true the things people say when they are drunk are the thoughts they hold in sober. I'm here for you OP.
hunnykhan 11
498 Certified As*holes on this post!
gunnerblaster 21
Well, screw her. You lived. You survived. Leave her to wallow in her own despair and continue to live your life, with your head held high.
charliewhippet 9
I'm so sorry OP, that's really sad. I hope you can get some counselling and find ways to feel good about yourself because it's not your fault she is this way.
exoticwaved 9
Drunk words are sober thoughts. Regardless of how your mom may feel, you are here and are a blessing. Do something major with your life before you croak. Let this adversity be fuel for you to be as amazing as you can be.