Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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tigerthepredator 16
You need to have a serious talk with your mother when she's sober.
jake131000 21
Most of these fml's are funny... But this is just sad. I'm sorry for what your mom said. It doesn't make it any less true because she's drunk, she just doesn't care that she said it.
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Comments (76)
Metallicality 5
That's when you leave her in the bathroom and walk out of the house
MrsReed 14
My mother used to say similar things to me but she didn't drink. I'm sorry you had to hear something like that from someone who is supposed to love you, I agree you need to have a serious talk with her when she's not drinking...but as the saying goes "from the heart the mouth speaks". Being drunk is not an excuse to say that to your child! I wish you well and hope things work out between you.
EliGolsdworthy 7
She obviously has mental issues I'm sorry O.P <3
lucasjames22 8
That's an awful thing to say. I'm so sorry
lucasj23 11
that's a terrible thing to ever say. I'm so sorry