Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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Top comments
tigerthepredator 16
You need to have a serious talk with your mother when she's sober.
jake131000 21
Most of these fml's are funny... But this is just sad. I'm sorry for what your mom said. It doesn't make it any less true because she's drunk, she just doesn't care that she said it.
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Comments (76)
Thorn9000 17
The 86 people who think you deserve it are completely heartless. No one deserves to hear their parent say something like that
Witchylady 18
What a terrible drunk your mother is
BeccaHart 9
my mom did the same thing and then told me about the 17 year old mistress that my dad had got pregnant and how they took her to get a abortion
J352SAURUS 30
Well that's... Traumatising.
JohnnyDontCare 11
Who the hell votes YDI on this? Assholes.
Thorzix 23
You've answered your own question. Trolls and assholes do.
JohnnyDontCare 11
Thanks!
KingAnthony 3
jeez man... that's harsh
SkullsRules1 26
Please read about emotional abuse, if he really loved you then he wouldn't put you through this.
rgetting 24
I feel your pain. My birth mother told me I was the second of four mistakes.
marilynfan 6
Who the hell is hitting the You Deserve It button? Assholes!
Riceball__o3o 15
You sound like you seriously need a hug.
dragoongirl90 34
My mother used to tell me this stuff sober.