Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
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Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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Top comments
tigerthepredator 16
You need to have a serious talk with your mother when she's sober.
jake131000 21
Most of these fml's are funny... But this is just sad. I'm sorry for what your mom said. It doesn't make it any less true because she's drunk, she just doesn't care that she said it.
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Comments (76)
GarfieldDaCat 5
thats exactly how my mom is when shes drunk and i had to take care of her ass. shes lucky im helping her because she wouldve end up on the streets.
Etweens96 25
Wow that's a terrible thing to say, have a serious talk with your mom I'm sorry you had to go through that op
nattiemarie 14
Why the hell is the 317 YDI's?! Sorry OP
bibblebop 8
The funny FMLs and then the depressing ones like this. Stay Strong OP
THEDUDE1553566 24
This needs a follow up
28actress 22
Maybe she meant that she used to think that during pregnancy (but is now happy she has you) and said it wrong. Hopefully?
Talis99 26
Oh, honey. Well, don't take it into your heart that way. Look at you, taking care of her, shows right there you're a worthy person.
Talis99 26
#7-- Take what all of us are saying to your heart. Reevaluate your relationship. Being drunk is no excuse. And if he thought it was sooo awful that he's drunk, why is he still doing it?
momac86 17
Stop taking care of her... She doesn't deserve your kindness and if you weren't born you wouldn't be there to help her anyway
Jonkbaby 23
sorry Op, that's rough. since she came home drunk and went out of her way to alienate you, I'm guessing she might have big issues with being emotionally close