Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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Top comments
tigerthepredator 16
You need to have a serious talk with your mother when she's sober.
jake131000 21
Most of these fml's are funny... But this is just sad. I'm sorry for what your mom said. It doesn't make it any less true because she's drunk, she just doesn't care that she said it.
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Comments (76)
BlackHawkSavior 28
I don't see how, in any circumstance that OP could've deserved this
fuckpotato 12
Right?! I was thinking to myself, "who the **** thinks anyone should deserve such a thing?!"
Skycop_S 23
Sometimes I accidentally Tap YDI. I'm on mobile, and it's kinda stupid that we can't reverse votes.
smallandroid 26
Sounds like your relationship deserves to be in an FML too... please reconsider being in a relationship with this guy, it's only going to get worse & more difficult to get out.
epicx22 22
Honestly this is so sad, no kid should be hearing this. Your mom needs to get her life together seriously.
EnJey0 19
Like #2 said, have a talk with her once she's sobered up. That's seriously not a normal thing to say. But let's just hope she had a bad day and was taking it out on you, and just didn't realize was she was saying.
MrChefsLady 15
Oh wow. I'm sorry she said that to you OP. I really hope she didn't mean that. That's just awful.
Rainyknights22 16
Wow. I'm hurt for you...
Pancake1887 8
Drunk words are sober thoughts
iMuffinKat 16
There's some saying that's like, "A drunk man's actions are a sober man's thoughts." You need to talk with your mother when she's sober.
jeffprobs 29
There are illegitimate parents, but no illegitimate children. Your and everyone is worth it
Mathalamus 25
well. thats harsh. undeserved, too. i recommend you distance yourself from her as soon as you are able.