Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
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Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
Today, my water broke. I called my mom, who had agreed to watch my other two kids while I went to the hospital. When I asked her to come over, she just said, "Sorry, now isn't a good time." FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML
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barlessprison 16
you're pregnant. stuff like this is bound to happen. don't beat yourself up over it.
DocBastard 40
I hope YOU know that the doctors and nurses have all seen and heard it before, and this isn't a unique situation. And the mother was probably fine because she was helping her very pregnant daughter. I also hope you know that the whole FML community is laughing at you for being a complete shitbag.
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barlessprison 16
you're pregnant. stuff like this is bound to happen. don't beat yourself up over it.
DropDead77 11
I'll let it slide
awesomeooo3 0
Yeah, as you are probably aware, the baby puts a lot of pressure on your bladder. And this happens to many women, as well as 'false contractions'. Don't worry about it.
staceysgenesis16 0
its not surprising that this happened. its 2am and a bunch of liquid pouring out of you. lol. it happens
ImaWiseGuy 5
if I were pregnant and could wizz all over myself with a legit excuse, I'd stay in my dirty pee pants all day...
FMLsOhilarious 6
#53 Ew, that's disgusting!
PurpleRae420 0
Ok 53 your ******* gross lol but yah OP I agree don't beat yourself up about it when I was pregnant I wet myself a lil bit no biggie! I'm sure the doc has seen this before so laugh about it because there's alot more embarassing things.
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, somebody really needs to come out with a sarcastic font....
kiran_fml 5
or sarcastic smiley, like ;|
Just_ol_Kole 0
That's more of a sarcastic straight face...
deaper 16
LMFAO! I don't get why this reply was buried! I laughed so hard at it, I ALMOST peed MY PANTS!
chuymac 3
sarcasm is not easily translated. so I'm also for the sarcasm front/smiley
agaba 0
53 - thats nice and cute (sarcasm)
brenz1126 0
53- TALLADEGA NIGHTS FTW lolzzz
Chelgleek 7
Wtf??????????
sayyestothedress 24
#141 I don't get your comment but I LOVE your pic!! ??
badbe 0
I swear they did this on balls of steel where the "scummy mummy" is trying on shoes and she tips water over the sales assistant and says "oh thank **** it was only pee" (/
Monkeymolli 0
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awe I caught my husband watching **** once. it made me giggle
Monkeymolli 0
omg wrong window
wolve86 0
Failing attention 101 I see
riceicle1 6
Trolololol
DjeePee 25
I caught my boyfriend watching **** once. I decided to join in.
sirdolittle 0
I caught myself watching ****, once. I was so mad, I bash my head in a wall !
cIouds 15
Maybe you should delete your comment if it was a mistake...?
YacL 15
"Congratulations, it's a large urine stain!". Were you disappointed, relieved, embarrassed, or all of the above, OP?
JayBear14 11
I'm sure releived one was one of the emotions she felt :P
imerinmadigan 0
thats hilarious haha
Livinia 11
Couldn't you tell it was urine?
Sawako7 0
Maybe this is going to be her first child, and she didn't know to expect to happen when her water breaks.
Sawako7 0
what*
nannu_nannu 1
Yeah, 17, clearly it's her first child since she called her mom over to watch THEIR OLDER KID.
bigbadtim 7
It was not her first child, read the FML again.
Sawako7 0
Sorry. But really you don't have to make feel stupid over it.
Sawako7 0
me*
nunsrtight69 0
hahaha win ^^^
ritbbehindu 0
I'm surprised you don't already feel stupid...
at1325 0
theoretically the op could have had a c section for her first child, and this occured before a planned c section or her doctor was going to try and do a vaginal birth after a c section ( I heard there are some doctors who do not believe it is nessicary to continue to have c sections just because it was done before)
thebestof1984 0
No, not really. I had two kids. Water broke on my first child, I thought I pissed myself. Second child doctors broke it by accident and once again I thought I pissed myself.
Felix_Felicis15 8
Yeah I've never had a baby before, but I hear that when one's water is breaking, she feels like she's peeing. However, I am speculating that the fluid isn't yellow and doesn't smell like pee... Right?
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
if you drink lots of water your pee isn't yellow so what was she supposed to think if loads of clear liquid came out of her
Felix_Felicis15 8
Ahh I see what you mean.
kaylanicole1255 1
Maybe the older kid is her step child!
xgetxbentx 13
actually having your water break is supposed to feel like pissing yourself, just for a longer period of time usually.
khaya 9
You are gonna have one smart baby.
allmidnighteyes 11
Yeah, because hospital stay is free...
Sawako7 0
Well it costs money to stay in the hospital. And her water really didn't break so there is no point to stay.
jklol11 0
don't kill yourself over this. when you're pregnant, stuff like that is bound to happen! let this one slide...
greeneyebeauty9 28
You definitely just rephrased the first comment..
jrtepechis 6
that's happened to me before while I carried my son too