Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
Today, I drank cocktails and shots. On the way home, I had to pee so bad that I only got to the front door and peed all over our carpet. My mom saw the whole thing and my dad saw the aftermath with the super drenched carpet and shoes. My mom had to mop the floor after I ran to the bathroom. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
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thaney18 0
ew.
ifiFaLL 1
lolololololol id be super pissed if i found my sisters piss stain on my bed. id pull a scary movie 2 and shove her face in it
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Comments (104)
khaya 9
It was probably also your pants. They don't seem to like you.
mrahhhhh 21
Pee on your sister's bed while she's still in it wearing your pants?
Chej 0
Yeah that's great, what was so funny? That's what I want to know.
girlylaxfool 3
haha
xJester 0
Just wash the damn sheets, not that big of a deal. .____.;
TheDrifter 24
Except for the sopping wet stinking of urine mattress part that new sheets doesn't fix right?
xJester 0
That's what Borax is for ;D /two little brothers
cloudy01 0
Sterizzo
Jmo247 1
I'd say get even and piss on both of them while they are laying in their own beds
Jrefinne 7
Why was your sister laying in your bed while talking to your mom? Sounds like she was marking her territory.
mintcar 10
Sterol? As in lipid? What? sgghgfdzzAfhjg
TalkinSmack 6
go pee on her bed