Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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saucyrossi 18
Plot twist: George is the guy she was looking at
tbro47 23
Parents, can't take them anywhere
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Comments (51)
hkhan24 23
The best way to respond when someone makes a joke at your expense is to steal their joke and exaggerate it and make it your own. This does 2 things: Firstly it takes the power away from the person joking about you and you get credit for the joke. Secondly if you exaggerate it enough they will know it's a joke and this works better than denying it. so an appropriate response would have been something like 'I normally bring the whole family along too, but George wanted some alone time today'
kjmw89 1
Your mom is awesome.
cristinabanana 6
Omg! This is the best FML ever!! Idk why but it made laugh so hard, i almost peed my pants. ?
Matheo_fml 21
I like your Mom's sense of humor!
fierystage 8
What's so shameful about liking stuffed animals, anyway? I'm 24 and still have a lot of plushies.
doodlecloud 27
I'm sure the guy knew your mum was joking, especially if you laughed along. Are you sure he was even looking at you funny in the first place? You could just be paranoid because you thought he was hot. I really don't see much weird about holding a stuffed animal and probably wouldn't look twice, unless it was unusually cute/awesome. I'm sure if it was that big anyone would assume you were either just given it or had bought it for someone else rather than thinking you brought it around with you.
EKDH 11
My dad does the same thing to me. I totally understand. I'm sorry too. But it is funny lol
Sneado 20
I will love him and hug him and squeeze him and call him George.
Badkarma4u 17
Mom was opening for you she started a conversation with a hot guy you gotta learn to roll with that. Come back with something like, but hes not as handsome as you are, or dont be jelous of my George. Mom gave you the lay up.
oska2145 5
thats cute tho.