Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
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zach2519 0
Pics? I mean of your mom.
rickybobby_500 0
i bet your beautiful
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Comments (90)
Ahhem 0
Maybe one day...
showrunner 0
hahaha yea just imagine you'll look like her when your older. ydi for shopping at American eagal
ninjacapo 2
how can she possibly deserve it for shopping there. thts a bit stereotypical
iownyou777 0
both of u are dirty pirate hookers
caitlyndeon18 10
that sucks OP but you deserve better :) someday you'll find someone who will treat you right
THEsuperMANLYman 10
YEAH GO MOM
NorfolkDude 2
Is your mom a milf? Probably so. Anyway, how is this a FML? If anything, you should be glad because when you're your mom's age, you're going to be getting the cat calls and whistles.
geagd1993 1
haha milf milf milf american pie is awsome
MoodyBlue320 11
Been there... All the time. God, I'm so ugly. >_
rickybobby_500 0
i bet your beautiful
llSgtScopell 0
Give it a couple of years. Don't worry.
zach2519 0
Pics? I mean of your mom.
my_life_sucks7 0
I don't believe you. Who wistles anymore?
speedingupoctave 0
that's so annoying. it always happens to me when im with my mom somewhere
warsaw_fml 0
You're not old enough to shop for clothes alone + you shop at American Eagle = you deserved it. On the bright side, you might look like her when you get older.
Metzler31 17
what's wrong with American eagle? I shop there all the time... and my mom comes just to foot the bill, so I'd prefer if my mom came! saves me some big $$$$$
alex_vik 1
I clicked 'you deserved it' the second I read you were shopping in American Eagle.
AutumnJazz 0
You're probably 11. Pedophiles don't generally wolf-whistle.