Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML
Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML
Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
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hsnorthjonathan 6
Smart boyfriend.
nalia18 8
Wow... Lazzzyyy
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Comments (87)
nalia18 8
Wow... Lazzzyyy
TheWindowLicker 13
Its not lazy...it's genius!...and a dick thing to do.
allinicolesmh 0
I love the name/picture thing you've got going on the window licker...
peetalover 0
13- hahahaha i love that video hahaha
yourkindacool18 5
i love your boyfriend
Pabs24 0
You should put it in the cool story box. [__]
ericb8272 2
What heterosexual male wants a stuffed animal? OP needs to tell him to come out of the closet...not hatin just sayin.
allenye818 2
He wants a stuffed animal why?
Mooish 18
How sad.
Llama_Face89 34
82- hey man don't diss a dudes plushies!!
yourkindacool18 5
82 stop assuming. people like you are the one's destroying our society.
Lookinforlove10 1
Not lazy, just a douche bag. I would of ran inside with it, cut its head off, and threw it in the mudd before giving it back. But thats just me... :}
kyliebear 15
Hey that's mean! ^^^ I would've kept the toy!!
hatersgunnahat 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why didn't you guys set it down somewhere?
Justforlolz 14
What do think? Would you expect a huge-ass stuffed bear to still be on a bench after leaving it there for 5+ hours?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I know you wanted to be first very very very badly but put a bit of thought process into your comments PLz. I'd honestly like to know your thought process that not at any moment you did not think that some bastard would steal something that awesome during the hours and hours it would be sitting there.
Jennyboo5797 4
2, these kinds of comments are why you're forever alone.
Caitlyn36 8
don't be so harsh. Op and her boyfriend could have easily walked ti their car, put it in the car, and reentered the park.
morgan020 0
Have you ever been to a six flags? Those places are massive!! Hell astroworld in houston you had to walk across a bridge over a highway to get to the park from the parking lot! Fiesta Texas is a little better but still it's not like the mall where your car is right outside. If they weren't waiting at th gate at the crack of dawn they more than likely got stuck in the back of the parking lot.
hsnorthjonathan 6
Smart boyfriend.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Take him to court. His neglect of the little guy and the fact that you're obviously a good mother who took care of him should be enough to gain custody ;)
That0therguy 4
Uhhh... No, I don't understand you sir.
somerandomdude19 2
Asshole boyfriend.
bizarre_ftw 22
Dumped and fluffy animal lacking boyfriend! Her response "ugh.. No. Also, don't call anymore, you're a dick" *slams door, takes stuffed animal*
Llama_Face89 34
76- that seems like it would be a gross overreaction.
Justforlolz 14
Shows how much he cares.
aantho_fml 0
Can you blame him?
cutiesoprano19 4
Yes
rawrr61 4
He's a keeper.
Death_From_Above 0
Nah. He's just damn smart!
rawrr61 4
Because he's smart. =P
Death_From_Above 0
Probably got a little more goin for him rather than just brains. But that whole deal was pretty clever!
thisisafunnyname 12
when you say "he's a keeper" are you referring to the teddy bear?
rawrr61 4
No. Thee bf
Death_From_Above 0
39.. Ur an idiot. Hate to break it to ya
somerandomdude19 2
Does no one understand sarcasm anymore?! -__-
acre1996 1
Na the stuffed animal is
j355ika 0
Hahah funny
baconstrips 12
I enjoy your picture.
jcrotty19 4
Nice
stepht91 0
Cut the head off and give it back to him
Cheesecakee 11
Tell him you want your ex back but your just settling for the time being. :)
imcutefml 0
What if thats her first bf n he knows it
j_cat187 20
Wats the point of having a stuffed animal?
Cheesecakee 11
Hmmm maybe because they're awesome..
iEatGuppies 0
I think the real question is what's the point of NOT having one?
demodemo69 0
Loser & Scum Bag, Drop Him soonest !!
hailphire130 0
12-I don't know. That seems a little extreme.
tannerparker16 0
Sounds like someone had their stuffed animals taken away as a child