Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking lot I pointed out an old man in a vibrant pink sweater who was leaving by saying "He is so gay." My boyfriend got out of the car and walked towards the man calling "Hey Papaw!" It was his grandfather. FML
Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having lunch with a friend when I went on a rant about how much I really dislike my boss, ranting about all his annoying habits. After a long tirade, my friend looked at me awkwardly and said, "You do realize he's my uncle, right?" FML
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Yagamiii 0
aww that sounds so cute :')))))))
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
He sounds cute. What the **** is the problem.
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Comments (188)
augustdanielle 0
Haha. Wow.... I'm sure that was an interesting sight... :x
gcristina17 0
Well, at least he's a cheap date. Chuck-E-Cheese isn't too pricey, and hey, maybe if ur lucky, you guys can actually meet Chuck E!!!
tgd4444 9
hahahahahah! anyway FYL for having a fag for an uncle
LoveMeTURBO 0
who said he was gay? **** you
mitchiv13 0
that's not a fml it's ******* hilarious
Yagamiii 0
aww that sounds so cute :')))))))
americuzz 8
that's what I was thinking:) op ur boyfriend sounds like a guy that like to have fun... this I not FML worthy
luvyah 0
how not worthy?
Volcan_fml 22
It's funny, not embarrassing.
Faytality 0
Dump him already.
Casualt1234 0
#4 you don't even know the guy or the OP... OP- I always embarrass my girlfriend. She thinks it is cute when I act childish.
genius_man16 1
I hope she does, he deserves way better than this uptight bitch.
lolzforfun228 3
He was probably joking. I would laugh my ass off.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
#4, ur an idiot. I really don't think an elaboration is required OP. just embrace it, and accept that most of us guys will never REALLY get past the temptation or excitement of the merry-go-round, and that we are, truly, all still children(in our heads) also, which ,mall? the palisades? (that one has the best merry-go-round, besides playland)
Chunchunchun 3
Agreed. Merry-go-rounds are pretty sweet.
Somber_fml 0
That sounds so adorably pathetic.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
He sounds cute. What the **** is the problem.
tenniskettle 0
i see nothing wrong in doing at all and no reason why you should be embarrassed, i know id do the same
maddibrahh 0
Bahaha. Your boyfriends a goober. :D
luvluvluv 0
A goofy one at that.
sk8rchick97 0
lol(:
PvtParts417 15
IM A GOOFY GOOBER YEA!!!!!!!!
CouchPotato47 0
I dont exactly see how this is an FML... so your boyfriend likes to play on the swings...whats wrong with that....perhaps i should switch to fwhyme.com or thetoolbucket.com or some other site soon
nightDREAMERms 6
Wow, and now I feel really really stupid for checking to see if those sites were real. DX
steierr 7
hahaha wow.....i would to but i cant right now thanx for saving me so time
PaperMoon 0
That sounds cute, you shouldn't let your uncle get to you if you really like your boyfriend.
greggsansone 1
So he was on the Merry Go Round? I wish I had your life! How does your life suck?