Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I babysat our neighbors' 10 year-old. After a while, he challenged us to a pillow fight. I opted out, but she accepted. I went to use the bathroom and I came back to find her face down on the floor, as he sat on her back bashing a pillow against her head. What the hell did I miss? FML
Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
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Top comments
trickiestboss 10
You should know that you never hide in the bathtub people always look there. including serial killers.
ShadowlessSpear 21
New rules: if you get punched, you lose!
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ShadowlessSpear 21
New rules: if you get punched, you lose!
brasiliano 16
New rules: there are no rules cos ur old rules sucked
mikepzz 27
As well as you're grammar.
coldwar252 13
Your*
Killswitchknot 20
44, that's horribly ironic.
tantanpanda 26
"As well as you are grammar". I didn't know that grammar is an entity.
thecouchisalive 20
Dumb ass
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Look who's talking
thecouchisalive 20
They are a dumb ass! Who just punches when they're scared?
redstone7693 29
says the 12 year old
trickiestboss 10
You should know that you never hide in the bathtub people always look there. including serial killers.
Just_A_Tree 20
One time, I hid in a chair and nearly won the game. We were playing in the dark and I had a ninja suit on. And I took the stuff off the chair, sat down and put all the stuff on top of me. Needless to say, scared the shit out of the guy searching. I heard him in front of me when he said "It would be kinda freaky if someone was in this chair." (he had passed by me multiple times already) he then lightly kick my shin and screamed "OH SHIT! SOMEONES IN THE CHAIR!" It was pretty satisfying.
aireeahna 23
my question is what do people plan to do when you find a serial killer behind your shower curtain.
trickiestboss 10
I don't think there is much of a plan.
CakeFake 16
Peek-a-boo?
pitapizzaparty 18
No #4 its hide and seek.
brasiliano 16
#12 isn't peek a boo a hide and seek game played with babies??
CakeFake 16
Clearly you don't understand puns. She peeked into the tub and ended up with a boo boo.
biebahood 15
more like peek-a-BOOM!
AnalAssassin1 14
That was a terrible "pun."
saucyrossi 18
When I was in elementary school, we played "spank the butt" tag but this brings it to a whole new level!
Exodiafinder687 58
I used to play that too. Some reason the school janitor always wanted to join in when we played that. I guess he just liked tag.
phoneaddict13 29
Omg I love your comments #17!! I mean whenever you post. I DON'T stalk you o_O
thefmlman2011 37
I can see why he wanted to join in. Being a janitor can be boring.
xninix_fml 36
I always love reading @17's comments too :)
speakfreely 21
Omg that's too funny
Chiroptera_Man 10
Kids CAN be pretty scary. Why do you think there's so many horror movies with them in it?
xKrisSmoove 21
Don't worry OP, it's just natural reflexes. It's funny how my ultimate hiding spot is also in the tub. That same punch might be my reaction if someone actually ever finds me.
fuckercakes 21
Poor girl!
Paultheouctopus 13
It seems that, You both must have felt hurt in the end.